| Cozy's Corpsdom ~ Wholesome in the City |
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| Written by Cozy Baker | |
| Tuesday, 04 September 2007 | |
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DCA is All-Age, All Good, wholesome For a moment, I'm putting down my quill pen. Let's chat -- Let's have a heart-to-heart about "All-Age" drum corps. DCA has generations intermingled on the field. Band directors teach, often perform with their school students in corps, as in the CorpsVets and many others. Fathers play with sons: Donny and Timmy Allen, Ghost Riders; John Uspruch Sr. and Jr., Sky; Jerald and Daniel Sheets, CorpsVets; etc. A mom, Phyllis Green, marches CorpsVets sop behind the mallets of her daughter, Jessie. In 2003, I marched next to 13 year-old Kiltie, Joey Madden, while his mom and stepdad, Beth and Dan Landbo also marched. Last year, I followed the Madison Scouts off the DCInternational Madison Finals field and had Renegades Executive Director (then) Chris Nalls take a photo of me with Joe Madden, handsome in his Madison uni. Tony Signorelli has marched with his son in the Renegades. Joe Murphy and daughter Lindsay got to march together in Rochester for Music City Legend. SoCal Dream had a husband/wife duet last year. The same couple had played a duet in drum corps 34 years before. '07 Dream had the Plachta brothers, Mike and Dave. Seth Gambetty, Dream director, told me on the phone Tuesday, "If all goes well, my daughter, Alexis, will be in the corps next year. Alexis is 11 and carried sabre in the honor guard in all the Southern California shows." The point -- DCA is family oriented. One of its differences with DCI, besides touring and rehearsal time, is that it is an all-age activity. When you mix youth with adults, lines must be drawn. In a free country, adults are "allowed" to be adults as long as guidelines are followed. Initial that you attended this briefing and read on: Thanks to Matt Basey and Ed Mason of Derby City Knights for inviting me to wail with the DCL Minicorps. I got the e-mailed music on Monday after driving 35 miles to meet my brother, Joe, for the printed copies, and practiced ever so diligently :) up to Rochester between tall tales by Hairbear. I skipped a Dick Pronti/Clarion/convention folks meeting to rehearse with DCK, then barged late into a Mini-Corps Associates MCA meeting where Rod Keppel kindly accepted me. I'll have to do this again with Derby City Knights at least one more time. Danelle, Excelsior's honor guard captain, did a fantastic job of singing both "O' Canada" and "The Star Spangled Banner." Lydia Plante, Excelsior assistant director of business, gave me her card. Send your publicity anytime. Tom Breen and Rich Wardlow, Brooklyn United's director and lead sop, were a pleasure to meet. Tell me more about Brooklyn United. Roger Grupp was a welcome sight to espy through a Bach 1-1/2C in Minne Brass Minicorps. I asked, "How does it feel to not be in MBI this summer?" Grupp smiled, "Well, I couldn't exactly stay away." Grupp and Dr. Ray Vasquez, Auburn University prof and Spirit staff, both dented approaching aircraft at Rochester International with their notes. During SoCal Dream's Minicorps performance, I whispered to Grupp, "Watch this kid (Dave Vasquez). He plays triple-high Cs." Thom Willet, brass cap head, had told me, "The first time he let loose with a triple C in practice, he apologized." I met the young man during a tea time function. Vasquez is quite humble. Thanks to all for supporting him. I want to see this guy next to Giovanni Laidler in the Blue Devils line. Running the high brass/mid-range venues, I found Dick Pomerleau, Shenandoah Sound, is a ham. He entered twice, on one-valve and two-valve sop. When I needed an act to fill time as we'd gotten ahead of schedule, Pomerleau hopped right up and performed. Judge Shawn Halquist was the most thankful; I was running out of jokes. While Donny Allen judged mellos and one kanstul G flugel horn, we once again got ahead of schedule. I "replaced" Donny with two guest judges while Nick Caljean, Fusion Core sop and previous competitor, performed again, judged by our guest adjudicators. Donny graciously took a front row seat while we had a talent show. Next year in Clarion Venue 1 -- An extended talent show, maybe a margarita machine. Gary Gomez, Toronto, told me, "Cadre (I&E percussion ensemble) took first for the second year straight!" Congratulations! It was a delight to visit with Carl Ruocco, Buccs and Sky staff, Kilties Dan Landbo, Jeff "Fish" Trout, bari and a vet of Madison Scouts '74-'77, and Tim Lewis, sop but on bari. A trio of menage a' trois in Rachachacha Mistress Kelli meets Mr. Showmanship, Sandy McNeal
Sandy McNeal commented on Joe Murphy,"That (MCL) contra dude -- He sounded like Pepe (Notaro)! He played up there." Sandy trilled, "UeeUeeUeeUee!" Doug Madar, a behind the scenes man from Carolina Crown and Crown Tickets, crowned me once again. Thanks, Madar. He is a patriotic man, commander of his local American Legion post. Clarion Condom Ceremony Mike Plachta whispered, "Do you have a condom?" Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope crap in the woods? Once Plachta introduced me to the desperate couple in need, both over 21 I stress, (the corps and names remain secure in an Enterprise roster), I replicated latex saucers and raced back with rubbers, prophylactics if I must be PC. When I had kidded the anxious man that a condom was going to cost $20, but I'd pay him to empty all the tribbles off the laptop and the DCWorld table, I've never seen $$ appear so fast in my life. Mark my words! I invited Javier, Eldridge and many other Skyliners, Sandy McNeal, and other folks outside, plus all lobby lounging lizards, to join the ceremony. Lined up in two lines, like the wedding of Kilties'Dan and Beth Landbo July 4, 2003, I asked the bartenders to kill the music. I yelled, "What is one of the most important things in all of drum corps?" I introduced the couple, "They just met three days ago; they're HORNY! Soooo, what do they need?" The ffff unison "CONDOMS!" rattled the coconut rum bottles behind the bar. I held a condom high, then presented it to the "lucky man." Plachta was next, "And here's a spare just in case." We all hummed "Auld Lang Syne," led appropriately by Adam Slagowski, as the stud hoisted his woman caveman style across his back and double-time marched through the two gauntlet lines, rollstepping to a room. Proud "godfather," I could have cried; so touching...Well, the lucky guy got to touch her. I plan to enter the "Cozy Chorus" vs. the undefeated CorpsVets chorus in '08. Our song? "Boys Want Sex in the Morning!" To Javier, Mac, Plachta, Emily et al., I quipped, "I gave them the five-year-old rubbers. I saved the new ones for me." A joke, folks! Let's not have any accidents at DCA. Hours later the couple drug themselves into a party room. When I spied the guy outside the Clarion the next morn, I yelled, while chatting with JAG and April Min, "Yep, he's walking bow-legged this morning." Borg levitate to Renegades and Holton parties
Returning from Finals to the Clarion in JAG's video van, I spun Dream's Borg cube towards the entrance. Sandy played a Borngo solo, "Cuban Cube," sorta like a Glassmen gypsies moment. Too bad most of the audience didn't appreciate the silvery reflection of history: The 80s/90s star playing on a Borg cube. Cubism at its finest! Rick, Renegades sop, and Sandy hit it off all weekend. Sandy loved how Rick had written a "7" in his own blood when hit by a baseball during a DCI California show I worked last year. "That dude's cool!" Sandy stated. Slides 'n huge safety pins 'n zombies, O' My! During the CorpsVets Finals performance, the most inspired in their 10 years, I noticed Field Brass Judge Sean Holquist toss a horn slide forward of the pit. Later, I barely shoved Tom Colgan's fast-moving pit cart a split second before he crushed the slide. I ran it out to CV, going down the line, "Did anyone sound a li'l funny in the second half of the show?" Stopped by a guard lady, she exclaimed, "Cozy, there's a huge safety pin on the field, Side 2, 47-1/2 yard line, 16 steps off the sideline." Running back to the field, I saw the Renegades were setting up. I marched off 16 steps in my Hawaiian shirt -- "Hi, Cozy!" -- having to go around zombies -- "Hi, Cozy!" -- and such...Found nothing. Thinking maybe the CV lady had meant Side 1, I meandered -- "Hi, Cozy!" -- through more immortals, finding -- "Hi, Cozy!" -- nothing. Any other corps would have challenged me, "What are you doing out here?" The Renegades collectively thought, "Oh, it's just Cozy."... ...About the time that the Brigs were on, with Teddi, April and members performing possibly the most-cleaned August show of any corps, the light bulb went off in my dense head: "Huge safety pin"...horn slide...Yep, folks, I had been holding the "huge safety pin" in my hand when the CorpsVets guard gal warned me. Tim Wagner -- Did you "Chase" down Larry Hershman? Larry Eckert, Somehow, I managed to get no Dinosaur BBQ sauce on your satchel. My resume: Sheperd for Ponzo and the VanEssendelfts While hiding out to avoid any tasks from Gil and Eschenmann, I overheard a chat with a gate guard, "But Larry Hershman (www.fivestarbrass.com ) wrote on these tickets...." Trying to herd these nine people to the box office went off into the Twilight Zone when Sue VanEssendelft ran to her car to look for her cell, Don VanEssendelft went up the steps to enjoy the view, and throngs tossed their thongs to Frank Ponzo. I called Hershman, and said, "Trying to keep these nine together is like trying to nail jelly to a tree. Let me just come and...." Walking with my entourage, I commented to JAG, "DCA finally found a job I can handle -- sheperd." Escorting Pete and Mary Ann Plachta, the Finals judging panel passed us. I quipped, "There go the serious men." I saw ya', Holquist. Sean Holquist cracked a smile. He won't next year if I tell more bad jokes, much less repeat them, to kill time in the high brass/mid-range venues. Sandy and Hairbear -- I meant what I said. I live to march and play some notes above the staff behind a pit with you two "doin' your thing." Just listening to what Vic Kulinski, Jr., added on timabales plus to the CorpsVets' "La Fiesta" as Hunter, Bill "Mike Weiss" Wear, 'n Derek wailed, made me want to stick my mouthpiece into...even a mere slide and play dem high notes. I'll need a big safety pin to hold up my pants. Scooter Pirtle, mello...Wait, he played high brass this time...in Star United, a more mello fellow in Star of Indiana and Jeff Cox's Blue Grass Brass, informed me of more scoops on Star United's repeat win at DCA I&E: "Also, here's FULL TEAM coverage of Star United ala The Middle Horn Leader." For those mid-range players who feel left out by the rantings of the ballsy sop and trompeta players, Well, there ya' go -- You have your own site to hang out in. Ring the big bell! Dave "Pancho" Medeiros, do you now understand why I had little time to call you? Tom Colgan was busy taking in all the drum corps he could while working hard for the CorpsVets. Nick Angelis -- Hairbear is right, saying to you as we drove back on I-70...I-70...I-70..., "We shoulda' just knocked ya' on the head and tossed ya' in the car and drug ya' to Rochester." You missed one fine championships. Note: I had gone from 1993 to this past July without getting beyond tipsy. One night, in Mazatlan...well, I was inebriated. I did not see much of anything in Rochester that was not mature and in control. Folks had a memorable time, but behaved. Monday morning, car loaded, I sat at breakfast with a lady I've always had a crush on, actually, I and someone who remains incognito, way beyond lust for me. She probably won't call or even e-mail. I wasted a DCP biz card. A lily to all fan$. Let's do it again after the next Rochester Lilac Festival. If you need a fix ASAP: Duke Terreri, Cabs alum soppy dude, invites us to The 2007 Brass Reunion, Sep. 15, Havertown, PA, an Archer-Epler concert with 7 drum corps plus. Bob and Cathy Cardaneo, Cruise One, invite all corps nuts to join the World Drum Corps Hall of Fame cruise Feb. 16-24, www.cruisewithbob.com , by Sep. 15. Thanks for the hug, Cathy. Send your hugs, folks. Better yet, I want to break the Guinness record for most hugs. Publisher's Note: Cozy's Corpsdom features updates from the world of drum corps as only Cozy Baker can deliver ..... in his own unique style and presentation. A featured Drum Corps World reporter and contributing columnist for many years, Cozy travels the country as a competitive marching member, instructor, observer, and commentator on the state-of-the-activity. The opinions expressed in this column are strictly those of the author. (Cozy mug photo by Christina Mavroudis-Dempsey.) 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The DCAssociates Championships was earnestly the finest non-Ernesto weekend one could survive in corpsdom. Rochester rocked Labor Day weekend as we forced ticket salespersons, vendors, bartenders, fireworks setteroffers, blimp tether tacticians and Dinosaur BBQ waitresses like Emily from NYC to labor, serve us and keep us entertained. The only workers who got to relax around corps fan$ were the police, as we mostly behaved, thank you!

