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... a little light-hearted look at how things might have gone when Yogi met Pepe in Heaven ... hope you enjoy it ...

Yogi: Pepe … is that you? … Where am I?

Pepe: Well, Mr. Berra … yer in Heaven

Yogi: Heaven??? … How’d you get here?

Pepe: I came to a fork in da road and took it ... actually, my Mother … she’s a Saint - had an “in” wit da Big Guy …

Yogi: Fork in the road ... good one Pep ... never heard that one before ... Who was that guy at the gate?

Pepe: St. Pete

Yogi: We used to play in St. Pete … hot as hell there …

Pepe: Watch yer mouth … we don’t talk about the other “H” place up here

Yogi: Where’s Carmella?

Pepe: Wit my Mother … stirrin’ da sauce … it’s Sunday Sauce today

Yogi: But it’s Tuesday

Pepe: Heh … Yog … not no more ... EVERY day is Sunday up here …

Yogi: Ya mean Mass every day??? … like in grammar school? …

Pepe: Yeah … here’s yer cassock …

Yogi: I ain’t no Russian

Pepe: No ya dumb sh|t … cassock … not Cossack … we're da Alter Boys today

Yogi: What time is Mass?

Pepe: We just switched from six to five …

Yogi: Ya mean it gets late here early too?

Pepe: Oh boy ... here we go again ...

:-)

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I agree with Frank - absolutely brilliant Andy!!!

Pat

PS Post of the year!!!

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