ajlisko Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 (edited) ... a little light-hearted look at how things might have gone when Yogi met Pepe in Heaven ... hope you enjoy it ... Yogi: Pepe … is that you? … Where am I? Pepe: Well, Mr. Berra … yer in Heaven Yogi: Heaven??? … How’d you get here? Pepe: I came to a fork in da road and took it ... actually, my Mother … she’s a Saint - had an “in” wit da Big Guy … Yogi: Fork in the road ... good one Pep ... never heard that one before ... Who was that guy at the gate? Pepe: St. Pete Yogi: We used to play in St. Pete … hot as hell there … Pepe: Watch yer mouth … we don’t talk about the other “H” place up here Yogi: Where’s Carmella? Pepe: Wit my Mother … stirrin’ da sauce … it’s Sunday Sauce today Yogi: But it’s Tuesday Pepe: Heh … Yog … not no more ... EVERY day is Sunday up here … Yogi: Ya mean Mass every day??? … like in grammar school? … Pepe: Yeah … here’s yer cassock … Yogi: I ain’t no Russian Pepe: No ya dumb sh|t … cassock … not Cossack … we're da Alter Boys today Yogi: What time is Mass? Pepe: We just switched from six to five … Yogi: Ya mean it gets late here early too? Pepe: Oh boy ... here we go again ... :-) Edited October 5, 2015 by ajlisko 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironlips Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalieguy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) I agree with Frank - absolutely brilliant Andy!!! Pat PS Post of the year!!! Edited October 6, 2015 by goalieguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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