I had just joined my high school drumline and went online (Napster/Kazaa/whatever) and started downloading random warm ups and exercises. In the process I happened upon a recording of Cavies 2000 show which led from one thing to another...
All these haters are just jealous because they were stuck doing retreat while the pit was getting ice cream across the street after shows. Fat pit kids unite!!!!!!
(I lost 15 pounds my last summer in pit)
How can anyone even attempt to argue these fine points laid out for everyone? Especially the part about the back of the bus enjoying it in the rear. It really is science.