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sebastienne st. jacque


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Ya gotta give props to Sebastienne for tenacity! Attending WGI judging academy 9 times...and coming back after getting thrown out twice...that's some stick-to-it-iveness!

you're right sally,sebastienne has the tenacity of a pit bull and the scars to prove it! :thumbs-up:

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you're right sally,sebastienne has the tenacity of a pit bull and the scars to prove it! :smile:

Hey Dugg...is that "Has the scars" or "Made the scars"?

I'm guessing probably both! :tongue:

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your comment has been duly noted sally and mr. st. jacque is not amused! :music:

due to an unexpected grant from the chubb group and the tireless work of his pharmisict, sebastienne will be touring the county with his company "the no hope modern dancers". :tongue:

if he were available i think sebastienne would be a fabulous guest speaker and erudite consultant for wgi's "spinfest"! :smile:

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  • 4 weeks later...

after 3 months of extensive plastic surgery in brazil,hairdresser to the criminally insane and color guard terrorist sebastienne st jacque auditioned but was recently cut from a very prominent world class guard due to an unfortunate injury to his blow-dryer arm. :blink:

in sympathy wgi has generously offered sebastienne a special position as their foreign correspondent in micronesia.

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You know, that IS generous of WGI...

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I thought ssj would be headed to Upper Slobobia...Micronesia is certainly a step up! WGI certainly is throwing a bone!

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sebastienne was recently sighted at a BOA regional chain-smoking virginia slims and erratically swerving through the crowd on his scooter-chair.wearing a "your favorite guard sucks" t-shirt,his signature leg-warmers and swilling his favorite drink "lawnmowers" [wheat grass and vodka] from a 64 0z.big-gulp.

sebastienne was overheard screaming "mommy drinks because you drop" at several guards as they left the field before security arrived and quickly ushered him out. :smile:

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  • 2 weeks later...
sebastienne was recently sighted at a BOA regional chain-smoking virginia slims and erratically swerving through the crowd on his scooter-chair.wearing a "your favorite guard sucks" t-shirt,his signature leg-warmers and swilling his favorite drink "lawnmowers" [wheat grass and vodka] from a 64 0z.big-gulp.

sebastienne was overheard screaming "mommy drinks because you drop" at several guards as they left the field before security arrived and quickly ushered him out. :happy:

Every guard should be using this phrase next year. EVERY guard. You should think about being the unofficial wgi

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