dugg Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) sebastienne blames his frequent bed wetting on WGI! wgi was especially hard on sebastienne this year. another year of his award seeking guard "convalescence modern movements ensemble" being DISQUALIFIED and mr. st. jacque being overlooked for the Hall of shame award! reason's for disqualification are known only to mr. st. jacque,the owners of an ill-tempered donkey named "consuela" and the wgi board of directors! Edited May 3, 2011 by dugg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) investigators reveal sebastienne is planning to crash the wgi advisory "bored of directors" meeting at the luxuriou$ and expen$ive la$ vega$ red rock re$ort and $pa this weekend. hotel security remains on high alert and mugshots of mr. st jacque have been posted throughout the property. an obviously shaken chambermaid who wished to remain anonymous informed us [in broken english] that the staff has been briefed on how to handle "El diablo" should they have an encounter with him. Edited May 19, 2011 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUARDLING Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 investigators reveal sebastienne is planning to crash the wgi advisory "bored of directors" meeting at the luxuriou$ and expen$ive la$ vega$ red rock re$ort and $pa this weekend. hotel security remains on high alert and mugshots of mr. st jacque have been posted throughout the property. an obviously shaken chambermaid who wished to remain anonymous informed us [in broken english] that the staff has been briefed on how to handle "El diablo" should they have an encounter with him. Hope all the ALL YOU CAN EAT Buffets are ready!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Hope all the ALL YOU CAN EAT Buffets are ready!!!! yes,let us not forget the carnage of last year's stampede-like rush on the mashed potatoes and gravy station....oh the humanity.....that poor little vietnamese buffet attendant never saw it comin.....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) this just in......sebastienne st. jacque has been fired from his own guard decided to leave "convalescence" and pursue other interests.he would like to say "screw you" to the kids,parents and all those know nothing judges! he would like to thank you for all the horrible memories of terrible scores,hatefueled rages and the awful daymares and nightsweats. mr. st. jacque is now headed in a new direction[away from the bathouse] and wishes people would just drop the charges and let him move out of state. Edited August 26, 2011 by dugg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Denzer Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Rumor has it that choreographer extraordinaire Abby Lee Miller has taken over as director and head artistic designer for Convalescence 2012. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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