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These were 3 that got me laughing enough back in early season to save them.

 

"Judy Jetson has got to go.  I've heard better singers in the first round of American Idol." 

(Poppycock about Crown)

 

"Costume: more shock, as a dinosaur I’m not into the entire costume / uniform debate, it if looks good and works, cool. Cadets' first 2 outfits work, the third needs a gold sash or cummerbund to give them definition at the waist and shape their bodies.  As is, they look they need their diapers changed in their onesies because they don’t fit."

(Cowtown about Cadets opening night)

 

"Never thought the Blue Devils, the bleeping Blue Devils would have some semblance of a traditional uniform but yet fit with the design of their shows. Oh wait, they have been doing this for almost 10 years. It took this season of other corps really pushing the uniform envelope for me to finally appreciate what I resisted all along with BD. Go figure."

(Jeffe77 about BD opening night)

 

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24 minutes ago, drummergirl said:

These were 3 that got me laughing enough back in early season to save them.

 

"Judy Jetson has got to go.  I've heard better singers in the first round of American Idol." 

(Poppycock about Crown)

 

"Costume: more shock, as a dinosaur I’m not into the entire costume / uniform debate, it if looks good and works, cool. Cadets' first 2 outfits work, the third needs a gold sash or cummerbund to give them definition at the waist and shape their bodies.  As is, they look they need their diapers changed in their onesies because they don’t fit."

(Cowtown about Cadets opening night)

 

"Never thought the Blue Devils, the bleeping Blue Devils would have some semblance of a traditional uniform but yet fit with the design of their shows. Oh wait, they have been doing this for almost 10 years. It took this season of other corps really pushing the uniform envelope for me to finally appreciate what I resisted all along with BD. Go figure."

(Jeffe77 about BD opening night)

 

Poppycock was brutal....but funny as hell. 

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7 minutes ago, Terri Schehr said:

Poppycock was brutal....but funny as hell. 

Agree . I guess banned?

Edited by George Dixon
Quickly fixing a typo
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On 8/13/2017 at 10:25 PM, Cadevilina Crown said:

For those who were wondering about my Academy comment, I was quoting someone who said they could hear gunshots at the shooting range near the Southeastern Regional stadium.

Oh, and no SCV jokes? :(

Well....that would be classless, as they are Classy! 

Great thread, btw.

Looking forward to '18 one-liners being cataloged as well.

Life's too short to be too serious.

Or not drink good beer.

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1 hour ago, Hook'emCavies said:

Yeah, I was wondering whst happened to him

One of those members that could drive you wacko or make you chuckle all in the same thread. Lots of good observations too

 

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