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that Santa Clara is frying eggs on the sidewalk.

that Boston is spelling out SEND WATER.

that Pioneer is swimming with its dragon. 

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1 minute ago, DeanInChicago said:

that Pioneer is swimming with its dragon. 

Let's try to keep it PG-13, thanks.

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1 minute ago, jeffmolnar said:

Let's try to keep it PG-13, thanks.

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Just a joke. lol

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that Blue Devils are serving ice cream at their Nighthawks counter.

that Bluecoats wish for 44 degrees lower.

that Colts will exchange their bed props for miniature ice rinks.

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All the tarps permanently bond to the turf. 

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BK was going to add a bunch of water features and fans to keep them cool on the field, but it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.

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...that the Blue Stars' wood is catching fire.

...that The Academy has cancelled classes for the day.

...that Spirit is going door-to-door, knocking on each door to see if someone can let them in from the heat.

...that the Madison Scouts' hearts are melting.

...that the Troopers are now taking a new road north.

...that Music City is installing air conditioning in its train.

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that DCP is hyponatremic.

 

Hyponatremia occurs when the concentration of sodium in your blood is abnormally low. Sodium is an electrolyte, and it helps regulate the amount of water that's in and around your cells.

Symptoms

Hyponatremia signs and symptoms may include:

  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Headache
  • Confusion
  • Loss of energy, drowsiness and fatigue
  • Restlessness and irritability
  • Muscle weakness, spasms or cramps
  • Seizures
  • Coma

 

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Boston's fire pit self-ignites. 

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