Attention Slightly Overweight Marchers!

[CapRegBari]

OK, I know this product has been mentioned once on here, but it needs to be mentioned again. If your thighs rub together when you walk/march, it is going to hurt. A lot. I know people will back me up. My second year, my thighs got chafed so badly that the area swelled up and bled. I guess you can use bicycle shorts, but if you don't want an unsightly knee-length tan, use BodyGlide. I just used some because it's skirt weather. I wish I had had this when I marched. It's more practical to apply than Goldbond on the field, and lasts more than 10 minutes. This sounds like a terrible infomercial, so I'm going to stop talking now. :)

Edited May 11, 2008 by CapRegBari

[sopemloud]

I'll go ahead and add my endorsement of the "Body Glide Warmfx" it's stronger and easier to use than Icy Hot!

[jafar]

are these the same people who make astro glide?

[dbc03]

OK, I know this product has been mentioned once on here, but it needs to be mentioned again. If your thighs rub together when you walk/march, it is going to hurt. A lot. I know people will back me up. My second year, my thighs got chafed so badly that the area swelled up and bled. I guess you can use bicycle shorts, but if you don't want an unsightly knee-length tan, use BodyGlide. I just used some because it's skirt weather. I wish I had had this when I marched. It's more practical to apply than Goldbond on the field, and lasts more than 10 minutes. This sounds like a terrible infomercial, so I'm going to stop talking now. :)

Nothing will ever replace the wonderful refreshing feeling of green gold bond on your junk.

[rosski47]

Nothing will ever replace the wonderful refreshing feeling of green gold bond on your junk.

Thank you for this.

This made my day.

[thatonekid]

are these the same people who make astro glide?

[corps8294]

...or perhaps losing some weight and getting in shape during the off season. Food for thought.

[madd227]

...or perhaps losing some weight and getting in shape during the off season. Food for thought.

A little late in the game for that one though

Edited May 11, 2008 by madd227

[EndzoneEric]

...or perhaps losing some weight and getting in shape during the off season. Food for thought.

Or a thin coating of BACON FAT. The harder you work and the more you march, the air will be filled with the heavenly scent of a BLT.

[dbc03]

Or a thin coating of BACON FAT. The harder you work and the more you march, the air will be filled with the heavenly scent of a BLT.

I did this for a while but I stopped once people started trying to eat my thighs during water breaks