The Nagging Cough!

Who plays bingo? Serious question. I'm looking for a demographic here. It has never ever occurred to me to play bingo.

The Voice of Logic must have a sore throat.

It's a trip to the finals. Predicated on my guess that you don't live in Indiana, this means you have to plan this out. You save money for other vacations, why not this?

I'll do it tonight, tonight.

WE'RE LIVIN' IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVIN' OFF SPARKS! help

I have no idea what just happened here.

If you're paying for it, you're doing it wrong.

Oh, don't even talk to me about pumpkins. I just had a pumpkin shake from Culver's. It tastes just like a pumpkin pie, in liquid form, as if I were an 80-year-old man with no teeth who still wanted to enjoy fun fall food. It was really heavy and rich, and I think I'm going to throw up. I'd carve the Phantom Regiment DM deploying the baton, but I'd just slip, screw the whole thing up, and have to discard the pumpking by smashing it against the home of an annoying neighbor. It's best if I just take a raincheck on the whole exercise.

Think of all the money you'd spend in the next nine months on things like coffee and pornography. Just cut out that extraneous stuff, and suddenly you'll have the wherewithal to afford the tickets. It's amazing what we can afford when we eschew the little short-term things that chip away at our funds.

The person who lives across the hall from me is blasting some Bonnie Tyler. Yeah. That's right. Bonnie Tyler. I want to take a nap before NBC Thursday starts, but "Holding Out For a Hero" is shaking my walls. What do I do? You wanna come up with a solution? Forget DCI, help me!

It's not that I dislike Irish music, or that they do a poor job with it, I just feel like they've depleted the stock.

I cost the Cadets the 2007 Championship.

They still need to try something new, repertoire-wise, though.

But do you know this world is killing her?

dci.org doesn't exactly move at the speed of light, though, unless light just killed a box of Krispy Kremes.