Oh, don't even talk to me about pumpkins. I just had a pumpkin shake from Culver's. It tastes just like a pumpkin pie, in liquid form, as if I were an 80-year-old man with no teeth who still wanted to enjoy fun fall food. It was really heavy and rich, and I think I'm going to throw up.
I'd carve the Phantom Regiment DM deploying the baton, but I'd just slip, screw the whole thing up, and have to discard the pumpking by smashing it against the home of an annoying neighbor. It's best if I just take a raincheck on the whole exercise.