Top ten signs the DCI Thanksgiving Feast is in trouble:

[BozzlyB]

Santa Clara shows up to dinner on time but only gets 2/3 through the meal before sipping water for the rest of the time.

[elphaba01]

1. Al Chez, thinking he is David Letterman, tries reading the list and is shocked by the number 1 on the list

"Bad Behaviour":

David Letterman, thinking he is Al Chez attempts a "Double High C" on a Valve/Slide GD Getzen soprano bugle, cracks the note, shatters his front teeth and swallows the mouthpiece.

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Edited December 3, 2010 by elphaba01

[bearz]

The G8 makes everybody else sit at the kiddie table and eat leftovers.

Now see, that just took too long. You people are getting slow.

[DreaminMello]

Cadets won't come to the table until the silverware and table cloth are reset and aligned even if that means a chance of missing out on the meal, or at least first choice of what's on the table.

[Plan9]

The G8 makes everybody else sit at the kiddie table and eat leftovers.

.....and they're left fighting over the drum sticks!

[mellophonium]

7. Blue Devil’s director David Gibbs loses a championship ring in the turkey stuffing.

It's ok, he has 13 left!

[DCIfan90]

Colts, Troopers, Academy and Glassmen have a huge fight at the end of dinner over who gets the last piece of pumpkin pie.

Edited November 25, 2010 by DCIfan90

[SF2K4]

Jersey Surf and Teal Sound try to sit down but Dan keeps telling them that those chairs are reserved for Magic and Southwind. No one has the heart to tell Dan.

Too soon?

[fsubone]

Santa Clara shows up to dinner on time but only gets 2/3 through the meal before sipping water for the rest of the time.

What.........? This one doesn't makes sense.........?

[scsudrummer]

Everyone at the table grumbles because Thanksgiving dinner is being held in Indianapolis...again.