MikeN Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Just out of curiosity, why does it have to be a college-aged student who does it? Why not a volunteer or recent ageout who still wants to help out? Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splat-a-drag-a-phonium Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Just out of curiosity, why does it have to be a college-aged student who does it? Why not a volunteer or recent ageout who still wants to help out? Mike or an old alumn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oz Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 This has to be a goof. Really. If not, could I get a picture and a resume of whoever gets the position? The next time I need some amusement I can look at the picture and read the resume. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oz Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Just out of curiosity, why does it have to be a college-aged student who does it? Why not a volunteer or recent ageout who still wants to help out? Mike "College-aged student"? Is that to imply a college student? If so, they didn't specify the major. Metronomic pedagogy? Post-grad preferred? If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance. Speaking of auditions, do you think? Let’s expand on the qualifications: - Parents who will respond to fund raising appeals. - An attitude that there is a pony in the back yard when you find horse poop under the Christmas tree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozzlyB Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 "College-aged student"? Is that to imply a college student? If so, they didn't specify the major. Metronomic pedagogy? Post-grad preferred? If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance. Speaking of auditions, do you think? Let’s expand on the qualifications: - Parents who will respond to fund raising appeals. - An attitude that there is a pony in the back yard when you find horse poop under the Christmas tree. LOL. And the really funny thing is if they had just advertised for someone to be the Dr. Beat they would still have filled the spot without all the ridiculousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noneofyourbusiness Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) Which is why, if you know this, then it makes the announcement hilarious. Garbage man = Sanitation Expert Nurse = Medical Technician water boy = Hydration Expert or Training Assistant Met B***h = Metronome Technician Actually, I believe that Garbage men are now known as Sanitation Engineers. Similar to: Housewives = Domestic Engineers Gas station attendants = Petroleum Distribution Engineers Sound Board Operators = Audio Engineers Cooks = Nutritional Engineers Seamstress = Garment Modification Engineers Drivers = Vehicle Conveyance Engineers Souvie crew = Retail Merchandising Engineers Edited May 12, 2011 by noneofyourbusiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcmello09 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance. They still have to be able to move. Usually they have to be able to stay with the drumline, or that's what I've experienced and the long rangers aren't the lightest things in the world. I also experienced that the "met tech" is the backfield conductor or a brass/visual intern so this is strange 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) wat The person could put this on his future resume as a " Metrodome Technician ". Just call it a typo error. The employer will think you worked as an engineering intern at the stadium of the NFL Minnestoa Vikings one summer. Edited May 12, 2011 by BRASSO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njthundrrd Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 (edited) Great Entertaining Stuff Guys! We have had since this morning more than 20 applicants who want to do this. And the reason for a college aged student is so that they can be there from Spring Training to the end. Have fun. Edited May 12, 2011 by njthundrrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oz Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Great Entertaining Stuff Guys! We have had since this morning more than 20 applicants who want to do this. And the reason for a college aged student is so that they can be there from Spring Training to the end. Have fun. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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