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Just out of curiosity, why does it have to be a college-aged student who does it? Why not a volunteer or recent ageout who still wants to help out?

Mike

"College-aged student"? Is that to imply a college student? If so, they didn't specify the major. Metronomic pedagogy? Post-grad preferred?

If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance.

Speaking of auditions, do you think?

Let’s expand on the qualifications:

- Parents who will respond to fund raising appeals.

- An attitude that there is a pony in the back yard when you find horse poop under the Christmas tree.

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"College-aged student"? Is that to imply a college student? If so, they didn't specify the major. Metronomic pedagogy? Post-grad preferred?

If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance.

Speaking of auditions, do you think?

Let’s expand on the qualifications:

- Parents who will respond to fund raising appeals.

- An attitude that there is a pony in the back yard when you find horse poop under the Christmas tree.

LOL. And the really funny thing is if they had just advertised for someone to be the Dr. Beat they would still have filled the spot without all the ridiculousness.

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Which is why, if you know this, then it makes the announcement hilarious.

Garbage man = Sanitation Expert

Nurse = Medical Technician

water boy = Hydration Expert or Training Assistant

Met B***h = Metronome Technician

Actually, I believe that Garbage men are now known as Sanitation Engineers. Similar to:

Housewives = Domestic Engineers

Gas station attendants = Petroleum Distribution Engineers

Sound Board Operators = Audio Engineers

Cooks = Nutritional Engineers

Seamstress = Garment Modification Engineers

Drivers = Vehicle Conveyance Engineers

Souvie crew = Retail Merchandising Engineers

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If you’re a wide body, this may be your opportunity. No running, no uniform problems, no worries at auditions about your appearance.

They still have to be able to move. Usually they have to be able to stay with the drumline, or that's what I've experienced and the long rangers aren't the lightest things in the world.

I also experienced that the "met tech" is the backfield conductor or a brass/visual intern so this is strange

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wat :eh:

The person could put this on his future resume as a " Metrodome Technician ". Just call it a typo error. The employer will think you worked as an engineering intern at the stadium of the NFL Minnestoa Vikings one summer.

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Great Entertaining Stuff Guys!

We have had since this morning more than 20 applicants who want to do this. :thumbup:

And the reason for a college aged student is so that they can be there from Spring Training to the end.

Have fun.

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Great Entertaining Stuff Guys!

We have had since this morning more than 20 applicants who want to do this. :thumbup:

And the reason for a college aged student is so that they can be there from Spring Training to the end.

Have fun.

You're welcome. :thumbup:

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