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From Carolina Crown's Facebook:

"Crown is looking for a college aged student that can come to spring training and go on tour with us for the whole summer as our metronome technician. Cost? $0.00 But you really need to know how to run a DB-90 or be an aweful quick learner. Tough job, but you tour and hang with Crown all summer."

:huh: lol?

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I fixed that for accuracy.

Which is why, if you know this, then it makes the announcement hilarious. Garbage man = Sanitation Expert Nurse = Medical Technician water boy = Hydration Expert or Training Assistant Met B***h =

Not surprising. Crown takes their metronome VERY seriously... VERY VERY Seriously... Carolina Crown 2008: Final Passing of the Metronome

It's actually a really important job and the person gets mad props for doing it.

That's probably true, it just strikes me as one of the suckiest ways on earth to spend a summer unless the alternatives are, like, hot tar roofing or something. I found some humor in how they glorified the position and overall experience they're likely to have in the announcement .

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Don't they have a backfield conductor? I always thought it was the backfield betty's job to run the met.

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It's better than making an alternate, who paid the full tour fees, do it IMO. Still kind of funny tho.

I don't think the person gets 'mad props' for doing it tho. I don't remember ever hearing, man... we couldn't do it with our met b***h lol (and I've heard the met guy/girl being called the met b***h from most corps, unfortunately)

I think there are plenty of people who would love this opportunity, and enjoy doing it, however.

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It's better than making an alternate, who paid the full tour fees, do it IMO. Still kind of funny tho.

I don't think the person gets 'mad props' for doing it tho. I don't remember ever hearing, man... we couldn't do it with our met b***h lol (and I've heard the met guy/girl being called the met b***h from most corps, unfortunately)

I think there are plenty of people who would love this opportunity, and enjoy doing it, however.

Which is why, if you know this, then it makes the announcement hilarious.

Garbage man = Sanitation Expert

Nurse = Medical Technician

water boy = Hydration Expert or Training Assistant

Met B***h = Metronome Technician

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