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In Soviet Russia, The Bluecoats "bloo" you.

In Soviet Russia, lines paint you.

In Soviet Russia, you teach the staff.

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In Soviet Russia, Phantom Regiment DM kills the Corps

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In Soviet Russia, I get 5 dollars.

Most of us know about this type of joke. So, due to extreme boredom on the internet, I decided to create this thread.

Examples:

In Soviet Russia, trumpet marches you.

In Soviet Russia, baby throws you.

In Soviet Russia, you score judges.

Add on if you wish, and let's have some good laughs. :D

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In Soviet Union, early June shows are cancelled due to weather.

Snow.

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In Soviet Union, early June shows are cancelled due to weather.

Snow.

Strangely enough... Moscow is miserable in the summer... hot, humid, sticky. Think Jackson, without the rain, and this layer of grey junk that sticks to your skin when you walk down the street... and then the metro in summer makes ny subway seem like a perfume factory in comparison.

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