Popular Post FaustianMachine Posted August 11, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2012 So, as we had in 2009 and 2010, I figured we could start a *humorous* top 10 list of why the Blue Devils will not win. DISCLAIMER: Please, don't bash the corps. This is meant to give everyone a few laughs, whether you are a die-hard BD fan or you don't agree with them. So without further ado, here is the list: 10. Mandarins have accidentally summoned a mighty spirit that will emerge from the heavens during BD's show and cause chaos. Blue Devils' score drops 50 points due to having their show just utterly ruined. Mandarins gain 50 points because, well, summoning a Mayan deity has to give you at least an extra 50 points in GE. 09: Phantom revolts and sends both the Chinese and the Romans on Blue Devils, simultaneously beheading and stabbing their drum major, all while shouting "I AM CALIFCUS!!!" 08: The Cavaliers add 15 dance segments with each being 15 minutes long to the end of their show. Boston Crusaders win because there is simply no time remaining for Bluecoats - Blue Devils to perform. 07: George Hopkins 06: We actually get a French speaking judge who realizes that the French narrator has been sending subliminal messages to the judges the entire season. 05: The Cadets add more Linus lines to the show, which pushes them past BD, just because Linus melts everyone's heart. 04: Blue Knights make an actual spaceship to land during their show. Aliens win with a score that is out of this world. 03: After realizing how amazing the Jersey Surf tribute show is, Bridgemen find a way to perform at Finals. They win. By lot. 02: *Possible spoiler for Dark Knight Rises* Carolina Crown tries to add more superhero elements to their show, including Batman dropping in on Blue Devils show shouting "WHERE'S THE TRIGGER????" during Blue Devils show and the scores. Crown wins because no one can hear over trying to figure out exactly what Batman is saying. 02b. Or, Crown hires Morgan Freeman to narrate their show for them. With Morgan Freeman, you can't lose. Ever. 01: ...you decide what the number one reason is. Please, keep them in good faith, and don't intentional bash the corps. Blue Devils die-hards, please don't take this seriously, as it is honestly just an attempt at humor. So, what is that number one reason, fellow DCPer's? Or post several. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsefton Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 So, as we had in 2009 and 2010, I figured we could start a *humorous* top 10 list of why the Blue Devils will not win. DISCLAIMER: Please, don't bash the corps. This is meant to give everyone a few laughs, whether you are a die-hard BD fan or you don't agree with them. So without further ado, here is the list: 10. Mandarins have accidentally summoned a mighty spirit that will emerge from the heavens during BD's show and cause chaos. Blue Devils' score drops 50 points due to having their show just utterly ruined. Mandarins gain 50 points because, well, summoning a Mayan deity has to give you at least an extra 50 points in GE. 09: Phantom revolts and sends both the Chinese and the Romans on Blue Devils, simultaneously beheading and stabbing their drum major, all while shouting "I AM CALIFCUS!!!" 08: The Cavaliers add 15 dance segments with each being 15 minutes long to the end of their show. Boston Crusaders win because there is simply no time remaining for Bluecoats - Blue Devils to perform. 07: George Hopkins 06: We actually get a French speaking judge who realizes that the French narrator has been sending subliminal messages to the judges the entire season. 05: The Cadets add more Linus lines to the show, which pushes them past BD, just because Linus melts everyone's heart. 04: Blue Knights make an actual spaceship to land during their show. Aliens win with a score that is out of this world. 03: After realizing how amazing the Jersey Surf tribute show is, Bridgemen find a way to perform at Finals. They win. By lot. 02: *Possible spoiler for Dark Knight Rises* Carolina Crown tries to add more superhero elements to their show, including Batman dropping in on Blue Devils show shouting "WHERE'S THE TRIGGER????" during Blue Devils show and the scores. Crown wins because no one can hear over trying to figure out exactly what Batman is saying. 02b. Or, Crown hires Morgan Freeman to narrate their show for them. With Morgan Freeman, you can't lose. Ever. 01: ...you decide what the number one reason is. Please, keep them in good faith, and don't intentional bash the corps. Blue Devils die-hards, please don't take this seriously, as it is honestly just an attempt at humor. So, what is that number one reason, fellow DCPer's? Or post several. A mag 7 earthquake hits Indy and all the other corps are to "shaken" to show up... but not BD because they are from earthquake country baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfrontz Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 City-wide run on hula hoops for impromptu hula-hoop contest forces Devils to use tires instead. Half the color guard are knocked out by flying tires. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammaster Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Bd and crown can't finish their visual show because of cheese left on field bt cadets. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMichael1230 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Amazing....outstanding...#6 made me spit all over the keyboard ! LOL LOL LOL #1, they undress and underneath they are really Star of Indiana returning to competition......BD is really Carolina Crown..daDA !! G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfrontz Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 French and German narrators get into argument during opener about whether Paris or Berlin dada is superior. Argument continues and becomes more strident during show .Music scores to fall through floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhall1183 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 The Indianapolis Colts defensive players schedule drills during BD's performance. They literally run BD off the field. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMichael1230 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Bd and crown can't finish their visual show because of cheese left on field bt cadets. I "plussed" you, how can anyone give a negative during a joke thread...my GOD !! G 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Njfritz Posted August 11, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2012 In the true spirit of dadaism, BD decides to perform their show in an empty stadium in bloomington, having their show unjudged and unwatched by anyone. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfrontz Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 11. Crossmen decides: 'We've already beaten one Blue corps this weekend; why not three more?' 10. Spirit rolls lucky sevens. BD rolls snake-eyes. 9. Blue Knights use alien mind force powers on judges, fly to top 8. Madison 'wheels' themselves to win 7. Boston Crusaders unleash real Titans, destroy all other corps 6. Cavaliers get their swagger back...famous 5. Bluecoats finally take off the masks - they could have won every show this year had they just let their real selves emerge 4. Vanguard unveils new 'Music of the Night'/'Great Gate of Kiev'/'Simple Gifts'/'Bottle Dance' ending 3. Cadets give themselves an early Christmas present - Z-pull 2. Phantom's designers pull judges aside before show 'All you need is love...' 1. Crown's staff tells corps, 'OK, you're finally ready for the next dynamic level.' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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