t-mac Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Crown reveals, not only the most amazing finals night surprise ever, but also changes the world by having the entire corps perform wearing the first fully functional ANTI-GRAVITY BOOTS! This, in conjunction with the unprecedented use of pyrotechnics during the "blastoff" section, propels (pun intended) crown to a repeat championship. Not because their scores jump that much but because the remaining corps aren't able to perform due to the unintended gravity well created by the mini black holes strewn around the field (residual from the anti gravity boots). Now we know what last year's show was REALLY all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRacer Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Not for the humor impaired: In Lieu of flipping the tarp with the giant American flag, the Cadets start rolling giant wheels of cheese down the ramps, taking out every field judge in their path. Oprah also makes a special appearance and gives everyone in the audience a BRAND NEW CAR! The gigantic banner dropped from the stage is replaced by a large Velveeta label. The narrator suddenly falls ill, and the understudy William Shatner picks up the wireless microphone and saves the day when he interjects "....to FEEL, human...emotion! To-day! To reach out...andsaytotheworldaroundus....but...'Whyyyy...??'" Edited August 8, 2014 by TRacer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesmr Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Bluecoats pitch-bend Dan Potter's voice higher, so that when he exhorts "The BLUECOATS!", it sounds as if he's ingested an entire tank of helium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hughesmr Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I suggested last week that Cadets incorporate Bush "Won't get fooled again" and Clinton "It depends what the meaning of the word 'is' is" quotes into the show, but a couple of humor-impaired DCPers couldn't handle a little light-heartedness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKT90 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I suggested last week that Cadets incorporate Bush "Won't get fooled again" and Clinton "It depends what the meaning of the word 'is' is" quotes into the show, but a couple of humor-impaired DCPers couldn't handle a little light-heartedness... I would rather hear Bush's "Let's Roll", and Clinton's "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barigirl78 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The Blue Stars movers emerge from the Crossmen's wagons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skevinp Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The Blue Stars movers emerge from the Crossmen's wagons. And because the professional movers escaped to become gypsies, the Stars have to call their friends to help them move. They show up, but take a break every two minutes to sit on the couch and drink beer, and not much gets done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevergreen Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Cavaliers hang by their toes- and cloak themselves from the approaching morning sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobe Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Crown actually performs their show in space, and the Fan Network has a 100% flawless live feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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