garfield Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) A "Jiffy" is an actual measure of time, equivalent to about 1/100 of a second. DeGrasse Tyson's measurement of the universe is about two Jiffy's. Edited March 26, 2015 by garfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A "Jiffy" is an actual measure of time, equivalent to about 1/100 of a second. DeGrasse Tyson's measurement of the universe is about two Jiffy's. A 'jiffy" is also equivalent to a "Pop." Two jiffies would be a "Pop-Pop"...but that would bring us to a German grandfather, which is quite another thing altogether. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincoln Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A "Jiffy" is an actual measure of time, equivalent to about 1/100 of a second. DeGrasse Tyson's measurement of the universe is about two Jiffy's. I love Jiffy. Here is my recipe. 1. Take two slices of white bread. 2. Cover with butter. 3. Now cover with Jiffy peanut butter. Not crunchy peanut butter because that is nasty. 4. Now apply Welches Raspberry jam to both slices. 5. Join slices together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I love Jiffy. Here is my recipe. 1. Take two slices of white bread. 2. Cover with butter. 3. Now cover with Jiffy peanut butter. Not crunchy peanut butter because that is nasty. 4. Now apply Welches Raspberry jam to both slices. 5. Join slices together. Can we eat it, too? Please? Pretty Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincoln Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Can we eat it, too? Please? Pretty Please? You can eat it at home but I'm looking into acquiring the streaming rights which will be a whole other ball game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garfield Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A 'jiffy" is also equivalent to a "Pop." Two jiffies would be a "Pop-Pop"...but that would bring us to a German grandfather, which is quite another thing altogether. It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out. Jiffy-Pop Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You can eat it at home but I'm looking into acquiring the streaming rights which will be a whole other ball game. Especially if the aforementioned Welch's Raspberry Jam is streaming out of each of the sides. And as to "streaming rights"...I don't think "ball game" is a sufficient description; I think "Pro Bass Tournament" might be more applicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out. Jiffy-Pop Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire. Popcorn is when a shoeless hillbilly holds his feet over the aforementioned roaring campfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornTeacher Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out. Jiffy-Pop Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire. I want 10% as your set-up man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xandandl Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You can eat it at home but I'm looking into acquiring the streaming rights which will be a whole other ball game. You are going to bankrupt every corps on DCI tour if they have to pay for these sandwiches we see eaten by the hungry, famished 150. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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