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A "Jiffy" is an actual measure of time, equivalent to about 1/100 of a second.

DeGrasse Tyson's measurement of the universe is about two Jiffy's.

A 'jiffy" is also equivalent to a "Pop." Two jiffies would be a "Pop-Pop"...but that would bring us to a German grandfather, which is quite another thing altogether.

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A "Jiffy" is an actual measure of time, equivalent to about 1/100 of a second.

DeGrasse Tyson's measurement of the universe is about two Jiffy's.

I love Jiffy. Here is my recipe.

1. Take two slices of white bread.

2. Cover with butter.

3. Now cover with Jiffy peanut butter. Not crunchy peanut butter because that is nasty.

4. Now apply Welches Raspberry jam to both slices.

5. Join slices together.

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I love Jiffy. Here is my recipe.

1. Take two slices of white bread.

2. Cover with butter.

3. Now cover with Jiffy peanut butter. Not crunchy peanut butter because that is nasty.

4. Now apply Welches Raspberry jam to both slices.

5. Join slices together.

Can we eat it, too? Please? Pretty Please?

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A 'jiffy" is also equivalent to a "Pop." Two jiffies would be a "Pop-Pop"...but that would bring us to a German grandfather, which is quite another thing altogether.

It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out.

Jiffy-Pop

Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire.

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You can eat it at home but I'm looking into acquiring the streaming rights which will be a whole other ball game.

Especially if the aforementioned Welch's Raspberry Jam is streaming out of each of the sides. And as to "streaming rights"...I don't think "ball game" is a sufficient description; I think "Pro Bass Tournament" might be more applicable.

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It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out.

Jiffy-Pop

Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire.

Popcorn is when a shoeless hillbilly holds his feet over the aforementioned roaring campfire.

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It takes about a jiffy for a kernal of corn to pop inside out.

Jiffy-Pop

Someone should start a company that sells popcorn to campers who don't mind burning their hands on a roaring campfire.

I want 10% as your set-up man.

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You can eat it at home but I'm looking into acquiring the streaming rights which will be a whole other ball game.

You are going to bankrupt every corps on DCI tour if they have to pay for these sandwiches we see eaten by the hungry, famished 150.

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