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The color purple was a good movie but personally, I think Oprah is over rated. Don't hit me but, never understood the mass appeal.

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Purple? PURPLE?? I fell off my bicycle, and my entire left arm turned purple. My doc told me it was a hematoma, and it would go away on its own. It just wouldn't, so I went back. His manner wasn't very bedsidey and gruffly asked if I'd like him to drain it. I hate needles; I can't sew very well and jammed the $%#@'ing thing into my thumb. Remember the purple thumbs from the iraqi peoples' fledgling democratic vote? I can't get my friends to register to vote, yet they constantly pitch and moan about the current state of things. "Our Favorite Things" was one of the Cadets' least inspired show ideas from that staff. Ooh, if I had a son, I'd name him Staff, because I've never heard of an English person named that. Are they ever going to officially change the name of the English Horn, as it's neither English nor a Horn? How about Oboon? Obone works, but High School kids would snicker every time the Band Director said, "We need more, Obone." That sounds like Shakespearean porn. Did you know that Judi Dench won the Oscar in Shakespeare in Love for being onscreen for 8 minutes? That's why they created the award in 1936. I don't like Leonardo DiCaprio per se, but he was robbed of a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for What's Eating Gilbert Grape. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "BREATHE!" Get it? It had turned purple. "Breathe..."

Carolina Crown's purple pants.

Well a staph infection is nothing to laugh at. Not sure if it's an appropriate name for a child but maybe if you spell it STAFF, it could work. America Works! I love Claire Underwood. I would have her baby. But I'm a guy so.. Well won't work.

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There already is an off topic forum here on DCP.

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:soapbox:

Those dang purple pants are going to be the end of drum corps as we know it! Just like grounded pits! And Bb horns! And electronics! And trombones! Ramble ramble GEORGE HOPKINS ramble ramble...

(/satire)

I really did love those uniforms though. I thought they looked good on the field and helped pull off the show perfectly.

Well if that's the case, you should come to New York for a pastrami on rye.

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Purple pants always leads me to "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

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Purple pants always leads me to "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

In all actuality, lead is the biggest issue this country's water is facing right now.

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Well if that's the case, you should come to New York for a pastrami on rye.

*enters sandwich shop* "Yes, I'd like one Einstein on the Beach, please."

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