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Yogi: Hey, Pep … what ya doin’ for the 4th?

Pepe: I’m goin’ to a show

Yogi: You mean a Major League BB game?

Pepe: No … a Drum Corps show

Yogi: Oh … cause when a ballplayer makes “the BIGS” we call it “goin’ to the show”

Pepe: But it’s a game … now Drum Corps … DAT’S a show

Yogi: How so?

Pepe: Well, when ders only two playin’, it’s a game … when ders more den dat, it’s a show!

Yogi: Hmmm, in BB there’s only two teams

Pepe: RIGHT! … Dat’s why it’s only a game and not a competition …

Yogi: So … goin’ to a DC show is better than goin’ to a ballgame?

Pepe: I dunno … most of the time a BB game lasts a lot longer than a DC show …

Yogi: So … a BB game gives ya more bang for the buck?

Pepe: I don’t think so … drum corps are louder … and the crowd stays silent to appreciate the show

Yogi: Hmmm … BB teams are quiet but the crowd goes nuts and shouts and screams and cheers wildly

Pepe: Well … der ya go … how on earth could dat be fun?

Yogi: I don’t follow

Pepe: Listen … the BB players are quiet cause the fans yell at ‘em and make dem feel stupid … now, DC players are fine-tuned musicians that make their fans "think" … dey don’t have time ta cheer cause dey might miss a nuance

Yogi: Yeah … when I played with the Yankees Pepitone was a nuisance … him and his long hair and stuff

Pepe: Yeah … Manny was my Pepitone in Sky

Yogi: Wanna get a beer?

Pepe: Sure ting … at the show or at the game?

Yogi: At this point, I’ll just settle for a bar …

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Yogi: Hey, Pep … what ya doin’ for the 4th?

Pepe: I’m goin’ to a show

Yogi: You mean a Major League BB game?

Pepe: No … a Drum Corps show

Yogi: Oh … cause when a ballplayer makes “the BIGS” we call it “goin’ to the show”

Pepe: But it’s a game … now Drum Corps … DAT’S a show

Yogi: How so?

Pepe: Well, when ders only two playin’, it’s a game … when ders more den dat, it’s a show!

Yogi: Hmmm, in BB there’s only two teams

Pepe: RIGHT! … Dat’s why it’s only a game and not a competition …

Yogi: So … goin’ to a DC show is better than goin’ to a ballgame?

Pepe: I dunno … most of the time a BB game lasts a lot longer than a DC show …

Yogi: So … a BB game gives ya more bang for the buck?

Pepe: I don’t think so … drum corps are louder … and the crowd stays silent to appreciate the show

Yogi: Hmmm … BB teams are quiet but the crowd goes nuts and shouts and screams and cheers wildly

Pepe: Well … der ya go … how on earth could dat be fun?

Yogi: I don’t follow

Pepe: Listen … the BB players are quiet cause the fans yell at ‘em and make dem feel stupid … now, DC players are fine-tuned musicians that make their fans "think" … dey don’t have time ta cheer cause dey might miss a nuance

Yogi: Yeah … when I played with the Yankees Pepitone was a nuisance … him and his long hair and stuff

Pepe: Yeah … Manny was my Pepitone in Sky

Yogi: Wanna get a beer?

Pepe: Sure ting … at the show or at the game?

Yogi: At this point, I’ll just settle for a bar …

Another classic Andy!

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