HornTeacher Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 For Sale: eye charts, numbers only, no letters. Each about 4' x 8' - ask your patients to identify 10 numbers accurately at 100 paces in order to gauge long-distance vision. Would be far more impressive to identify accurately at 226 paces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesmr Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Free to a good home: One mostly reliable keyboard cable. Pick up at curb only, Space Park Drive, Santa Clara, CA. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Holland Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Items listed in today's classifieds: 13 -extra cases of pepto bismol. ships from Rosemont, Il. 16 -6'x4' green "1" mats. (one slightly scuffed during prelims) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRASSO Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) For Sale : One large banner with inscription : " Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here " Suitable for use at entrances to large Municipal Government Bldgs; Myrtle Beach Saloons; Stanford Univ. Band Room; Cleveland Browns fans home Man Caves; IRS & Registry of Motor Vehicle Bldgs.; Pawn Shops; Southwest Airlines Baggage Loss Dept; Greyhound Bus Terminals; and dozens of other suitable venues. Cost : Free. But no shipping. Must come and pick it up. No returns. Call 1-800- THE- HOPE Edited August 10, 2015 by BRASSO 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajlemm Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 FOR SALE: Hoops and/or sticks. Perfect for being no discernable benifit. also can be formed to shape the number 10... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KVG_DC Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 presale... 2105 calendars. order them now from the starter of this thread. sorry. had to. You dorks! You're just afraid of forward looking people! Think your way into the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon8 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 FOR SALE:Herd of several dozen anthropomorphic horses.* Skilled in modern dance, amplified singing, and dressage. *CAUTION: All are highly proficient with rifles. Seller not responsible for injuries.Lassoing in slow motion not recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cube Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 FOR SALE: Herd of several dozen anthropomorphic horses.* Skilled in modern dance, amplified singing, and dressage. *CAUTION: All are highly proficient with rifles. Seller not responsible for injuries.Lassoing in slow motion not recommended. I thought we abolished interspecies slavery back in 2074! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skevinp Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I thought we abolished interspecies slavery back in 2074! It was more a de facto result of the horses learning how to use rifles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickCogley Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 For sale: LED strips galore! Perfect for your holiday lighting needs. Includes mostly-reliable battery packs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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