sadtrombonesound Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Believe the apocalypse is coming soon? Want to control when it happens? For sale, one time only- SIRI The Bringer Of Death!!! Comes with the creepy robotic voice, power of earth's destruction and blackhole. Chainmail Alien Grim Reaper Sold separately. Call Blue Knights to get a leg up on ending the world..... Available next Thursday when the sun goes down:) "Oh what a wonderful sale that would be..." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrownBariDad Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Stagecoach available. Slightly used. Comes with backstory. Cleaning may be required. Contact Jim Coates at 1-800-HAV-MRCY. Update: Perfect for the do-it-yourselfer -- the backside is not included, so add your own customization touches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D41145 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Buy a ladder. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrownBariDad Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 For sale: One set of exquisitely balanced, but slightly used, sledgehammers. Previous owner's contract has been completed after laying about 1,928 miles of railroad track (not included, but available separately). Start your own spur line! Be a railroad titan! Or, these tools are perfect for spinning and tossing. Call 1-800-THE-UNION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20XXMM Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Are BD's guard shoes for sale? They're wrestling/lifting shoes and I need myself a new pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDz Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 For sale: Trees.......barren trees..........LOTS of barren trees........ four corps switching to Port-o-Johns next season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrownBariDad Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 GIGANTIC TROMBONE SALE: We are the brokers for several Drum and Bugle Corps who wish to unload dozens of used trombones. We've got tenors, basses, silver or brass, you name it. They are all priced to sell. Call 1-800-BUY-TBNS. We are also the purchasing agent for these same drum corps who are in the market for saxophones (sopranos, altos, tenors, baris, and basses). Something about someone named George and new rules? Anyway, call us at 1-800-WUD-WIND for more info. Serious inquiries only, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckH Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Craigslist: Denver free stuff One black hole. Seriously, if you think you can cart it away, it's yours. It's eating everything. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanInChicago Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 One large gray, multi-tiered Cakezilla for sale. Ideal for filming a remake of a Homecoming parade takeover at the end of Animal House. You'll make America great again with an immediate purchase. Buy by Friday, and we'll include a smaller gray cupcake, complete with a Rocky from Transylvania. It's just a step to the left, for more clearance items. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroopAlum12 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Stagecoach available. Slightly used. Comes with backstory. Cleaning may be required. Contact Jim Coates at 1-800-HAV-MRCY. I can't be the only one who heard the last part of that phone number in John Stamos' voice... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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