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8 hours ago, ironlips said:

Those legendary corps should be there as well, not to mention the Couchmen. Ah, the unmatched pageantry!

And at retreat, we will hear the massed playing of "The Muffin Man".

i believe Couchmen just announced they are folding up the recliner and going inactive 

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On 9/20/2022 at 12:14 AM, Jeff Ream said:

don't make the Blousemen and Phantom vanguard  come out of RAMD retirement

Not to mention Spirit of Goldstein. 

(RIP, Gary!) 

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According to reports, DCA has reached an agreement with the Social Security Administration to begin pension distributions to everyone who marched more than 40 shows. In addition, refunds will be mailed to all audience members who have attended Finals over the past 3 years.

The hope is that these gestures will incentivize corps member loyalty and offset audience dissatisfaction with the recent rapid deterioration of the quality of the DCA experience.

The Caballeros and Buccaneers will be providing the bulk of the necessary seed capital, as soon as the sale of that famous bridge is finalized. The entire operation will be overseen by the DCA's newly named "Welfare Czar", the Easter Bunny.

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5 hours ago, ironlips said:

According to reports, DCA has reached an agreement with the Social Security Administration to begin pension distributions to everyone who marched more than 40 shows. In addition, refunds will be mailed to all audience members who have attended Finals over the past 3 years.

The hope is that these gestures will incentivize corps member loyalty and offset audience dissatisfaction with the recent rapid deterioration of the quality of the DCA experience.

The Caballeros and Buccaneers will be providing the bulk of the necessary seed capital, as soon as the sale of that famous bridge is finalized. The entire operation will be overseen by the DCA's newly named "Welfare Czar", the Easter Bunny.

the bridge in Reading? good luck getting a decent price for that

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