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the vis staff, guy and the bass line were busy plaining the master plan

1 . steel underpants

2. ????

3. Profit

we are teaming up with racine area lawn gnomes for help and guidence in this plan

Steel underpants and bass drums … reminds me of a story from the olden days.

A guy named Eddie Zacken was one of two rudimental bass players in the mid 60s. (“Rudimental” bass = bass drum played with two beaters, usually wooden. Remember, bass drums of the day were the “Scotch” bass drums, generally narrow, large diameter drums tuned to a real bass note and played with a single beater. The rudimental bass was generally wider, smaller in diameter, tuned higher, and the parts included single sevens and drags.) Eddie was milling around before a parade with the drum strapped on and failed to notice a fire hydrant. A few seconds later he earned his nickname of “Numbnuts”.

He could have used a pair of steel underpants.

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Steel underpants and bass drums … reminds me of a story from the olden days.

A guy named Eddie Zacken was one of two rudimental bass players in the mid 60s. (“Rudimental” bass = bass drum played with two beaters, usually wooden. Remember, bass drums of the day were the “Scotch” bass drums, generally narrow, large diameter drums tuned to a real bass note and played with a single beater. The rudimental bass was generally wider, smaller in diameter, tuned higher, and the parts included single sevens and drags.) Eddie was milling around before a parade with the drum strapped on and failed to notice a fire hydrant. A few seconds later he earned his nickname of “Numbnuts”.

He could have used a pair of steel underpants.

see now im seeing a market... and a commercial...

hmmmmmmm guess i have to find out on saturday ...

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So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?

Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.

Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!

Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.

Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?

[silence]

Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?

underpantsgnome.jpg

soon the plan will all come together !!!

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So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?

Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one: collect underpants.

Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!

Gnome 2: Phase one: we collect underpants.

Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?

[silence]

Gnome 2: Well, phase three is profit. Get it?

underpantsgnome.jpg

soon the plan will all come together !!!

Ahhhhhhhh STEAL underpants.. not STEEL underpants... now I understand...

now I totally get it...

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