Ours were all X-rated so I can't share in this family friendly forum. However, there is one I can share.
Whenever we (Anaheim Kingsmen) were in a show with the Velvet Knights we would sing to them:
(sung to the tune of "Somewhere" from West Side Story)
"There's aaaaa place for ussssss, a SECOND place for usssssss (meaning the VK, of course)
^0^