Oh gosh.... I'm scratching you off the Christmas list, of course, I mean the Jehovah God Christmas list... not the other Christmas lists... and I'm sending $100 bucks to my new church, the Church of Pioneer... the one where you can still choose decent music and theme and not have somebody bash you for it.....
"I was walking across the rehearsal field and noticed that Jesus' footsteps ended about the thirty five yard line, side 2 on the back hash. When I dropped to my knees and asked "Why, dear lord...." he told me he left me on my own right after I bashed Pioneer for taking full advantage of their freedom of choice......"
Get over yourself.
Pray.
(not necessarily in that order.)