WSSSB is capable of criticism and sarcasm that can disembowel at fifty paces. He has no reason to be derogatory. He has nothing to prove in this forum.
I am one of those people whose life precludes a lot of involvement in this activity. I enjoy reviews - the insightful, the banal, the laudatory, and yes, the derogatory. As the reporter interprets their experience of the event, I choose to interpret what I read.
Enjoy.
... and I too, have a hard time accepting that Wayne was not more "entertaining" in the stands.