Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) The guy is a phenom. He has just conquered (not won) his fourth i&e tenor solo championship. His solos are legendary, his technique is legendary, his presence is legendary, and he is a straight up B.A.M.F. He is a ######, no doubt about it. The parallels with Chuck Norris are eerie. His 18 tenor drum solo this year is genius in concoction as well as in execution. He is surrounded by drums, reminds me of neil peart, and proceeds to melt everyones face on the planet. I love the tuning of the drums too. OMG. It is an honor to be on the same planet as this man. I just want to know what everyone else thinks of Timmy J. I mean, I am a snare player and I think this guy pwnz. Discuss his awesomeness..... Edited August 11, 2006 by Snarer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cache_Money Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 He can probably tear up a set as well. Wonder if his feet are as fast as his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Please explain the parallels to Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Please explain the parallels to Chuck Norris. Like Chuck Norris, when Tim Jackson does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up -- he pushes the Earth down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jafar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 iv never heard of him so he must not be too great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Like Chuck Norris, when Tim Jackson does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up -- he pushes the Earth down. I didn't know Chuck Norris did that. I thought he was just a martial arts guy who made crappy TV shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Please explain the parallels to Chuck Norris. Conquering countries, destroying cities, roundhouse kicks (or scraping windmills) of righteousness, healing terminal illnesses with his presence (or maybe a single stroke roll), domination, a heart-stopping badassness.....the list goes on and on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Conquering countries, destroying cities, roundhouse kicks (or scraping windmills) of righteousness, healing terminal illnesses with his presence (or maybe a single stroke roll), domination, a heart-stopping badassness.....the list goes on and on That, and impregnating women by standing next to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I didn't know Chuck Norris did that. I thought he was just a martial arts guy who made crappy TV shows. Dude, where have you been? Chuck Norris has grown in stature immensely over the past few years. In fact, Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I didn't know Chuck Norris did that. I thought he was just a martial arts guy who made crappy TV shows. Type "Chuck Norris" into Google or whatever search engine. Many a site will come up with jokes about him. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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