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"Figure it out, Crossmen!" Useful in all situations. The lights in the hallway we're sleeping in don't turn off? Duct tape towels over them. We're not allowed to take our shirts off? Cut up a tank top and write something derogatory on it with sharpie and wear it every day for a week. Only 3 shower stalls for 45+ girls? Oh yeah...we're sharing (and flooding the locker room, of course) by the way, we weren't allowed to use the restrooms on our bus since YEA doesn't pay to have them emptied...good times

more like: 1st Rule of Drum Corps: All you can ever talk about is drum corps.

Tim Jackson has decided to disable all websites that don't contain a large picture of him and "timjackson.hotness" in the URL. Except this site, since he knows we love him and recognize his greatness.

*cough* Barber. I was thinking of Babar or something. You know...the elephant...*dies*

Haha, yeah, you're right. I just can't get into the show...I love Barbar and all, but it's just the same sparse playing and dissonance the whole time. But that's just me.

If you can hum any of BK's show, you're probably in BK. Or you're Samuel Barbar. Nah, I doubt he could do it either.

Chuck Norris and Tim Jackson once got into a fistfight. A black hole formed between them and imploded, creating the universe and resulting in a phemonenon we now know today as the Big Bang.

Tim Jackson actually scored a 789.975, but out of courtesy for the other participants allowed them to list his score as a 93 so they wouldn't feel too bad. He's so nice.

whatever. i can totally play 940.

I bet Tim Jackson could win the oboe category.

It's true...and once you get the pictures developed, every time you look at them you get the sensation of being repeatedly roundhouse kicked in the face.

that's the problem with an all-male corps. woman: "it says it's a 13 foot bridge, you can't go under it" man: "nooo, i can do it just fine, watch this" *crash* in other news, the caveliers are freaking awesome anyway.

It's on YouTube. Make sure you have some clean underwear handy.

Yeah, I watched it. I died afterwards because it was so awesome, but Tim Jackson popped out of my computer and resurrected me.

I'd probably have Tim Jackson's babies. Yeah. I would. No, seriously. By the way, Tim Jackson lost his virginity before his dad did. He also once decided to can and sell his own urine--we now know this as Red Bull. If you want a list of Tim Jackson's enemies, just check the extinct species list. And I heard Tim Jackson once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!" Aaaaand I'm done.