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"Figure it out, Crossmen!" Useful in all situations. The lights in the hallway we're sleeping in don't turn off? Duct tape towels over them. We're not allowed to take our shirts off? Cut up a tank top and write something derogatory on it with sharpie and wear it every day for a week. Only 3 shower stalls for 45+ girls? Oh yeah...we're sharing (and flooding the locker room, of course) by the way, we weren't allowed to use the restrooms on our bus since YEA doesn't pay to have them emptied...good times

more like: 1st Rule of Drum Corps: All you can ever talk about is drum corps.

Tim Jackson has decided to disable all websites that don't contain a large picture of him and "timjackson.hotness" in the URL. Except this site, since he knows we love him and recognize his greatness.

*cough* Barber. I was thinking of Babar or something. You know...the elephant...*dies*

Haha, yeah, you're right. I just can't get into the show...I love Barbar and all, but it's just the same sparse playing and dissonance the whole time. But that's just me.

If you can hum any of BK's show, you're probably in BK. Or you're Samuel Barbar. Nah, I doubt he could do it either.

Chuck Norris and Tim Jackson once got into a fistfight. A black hole formed between them and imploded, creating the universe and resulting in a phemonenon we now know today as the Big Bang.

Tim Jackson actually scored a 789.975, but out of courtesy for the other participants allowed them to list his score as a 93 so they wouldn't feel too bad. He's so nice.

whatever. i can totally play 940.

I bet Tim Jackson could win the oboe category.

It's true...and once you get the pictures developed, every time you look at them you get the sensation of being repeatedly roundhouse kicked in the face.

that's the problem with an all-male corps. woman: "it says it's a 13 foot bridge, you can't go under it" man: "nooo, i can do it just fine, watch this" *crash* in other news, the caveliers are freaking awesome anyway.

It's on YouTube. Make sure you have some clean underwear handy.

Yeah, I watched it. I died afterwards because it was so awesome, but Tim Jackson popped out of my computer and resurrected me.

I'd probably have Tim Jackson's babies. Yeah. I would. No, seriously. By the way, Tim Jackson lost his virginity before his dad did. He also once decided to can and sell his own urine--we now know this as Red Bull. If you want a list of Tim Jackson's enemies, just check the extinct species list. And I heard Tim Jackson once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!" Aaaaand I'm done.

The interview was pretty funny. First of all, he had his aussie so low you never got a glimpse of his eyes. Then he proceeded to answer questions in an almost tripped-out way (being mysterious in a true Vanguard fashion if you ask me) and basically explained that he was meant to represent perpetual motion and that yes, his moves are planned out and he doesn't just make them up. What a bad###.

Ummm......... Go Cadets.

SCV's cymbal line eats babies. Not even because they're hungry, just because they can. I saw it once.

And the only thing I can think to say is...duh? :P

The drumline gets a 37 minute long feature and the hornline gets to dive off tables. Sounds pretty fun to me.

I have 4 tickets to semis, section D, row 55, that I got for $40 each. At this point I'd be willing to accept lower than that just to get rid of these babies! Let me know if you're interested.

wwonka--want the other three? any other takers?

"see you next month"

i was marching 3rd bass at the crossmen this year but hurt my hip the day of the first show...it ended up being a standstill so i got to play it, but i came home a week later and never marched a show. but i DID get to go through all of spring training :) but it was still pretty awesome. minus the busting my hip part.

$40 each. middle section, lower level...definitely a good spot if you want your face blasted off by the hornlines :o) let me know what you think!