Naaah, this thread just got an accidental humorectomy somewhere along the way. So...
On Christmas Eve, when the reindeer fly over Scott Stewart's house, Dancer and Prancer suddenly grow van Dyke beards and start tossing rifles.
When Scott Stewart smiles, storms end spontaneously, the sky turns gold and larks begin to sing the music of Marvin Hamlisch.
Scott Stewart defeats nunchaku wielding ninjas using nothin but a baldric.
Scott Stewart gets a royaly on every set of spats that is sold.
Scott Stewart eats flutes and poops Ultratone bugles.
That should do for a start.
Robert