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hissy fits like that will get you into the "hall of shame fame!

update:i understand andy toth is currently "in talks" with marian catholic h.s. and may return. world class:awaiting confirmation is the reports that northeast independent may be on hiatus. i have also been told that crown guard [no relation to corona ]will also not be competing this season. [insert genuflect]let us light a candle and pray for sacred heart my source says they may be in a state of purgatory. sign of the times dept:the once iconic eastern mass circuit is calling it quits!3 shows this year and NO finals! prediction:onyx will have two guards in world class finals this year!

suprisingly hundreds of you pathertic losers have expressed interest in performing [and i use the term loosely]with "convalescence" . "convalescence" is accepting video auditions however megalomaniac designer,part time pastry chef and hairdresser to the criminally insane sebastienne st. jacque requires a $40.00 "viewing fee" payable upfront and tapes will not be returned. for auditions:bring your own sabre,lubricants,stool softener. dancebelts,nipple tape and industrial strength spanx will be provided. Please feel free to post you audition vid-clips here!

great news from one of the most standard setting guards in the activity! what i and other readers want to know is if karl lowe will be in charge in designing this years program!

thanks,i wondered who that designer was. these photos are great,keep em comin! you cannot not know your past!

enfant terrible and designer extraodinaire adam sage has been added to the list of wgi's glamorous and camera-ready g.e. judges!

http://www.scvanguard.org/about/news/news....a9-d6a9615f42f1

lead waitress and cosmetology student regina upright reports that sebastienne gorged himself on over 16 meatball sandwiches in one sitting at the annual non profit event "benefit for the hungry children of montgomery county". "sure,i had a few meatball sandwiches but NOT as many as they are alledging",belched the rather rotund choreographer as he waddled away from the buffet table. his assistant hazelton ford was seen shoving leftover meatballs into a large fendi bag as well as taking all the centerpieces!

thanks for these archival photos linda and DP! re emerald marquis above:in this "catch as catch can" world we live in it's refreshing and nostalgic to see such perfect hand positions and rifle angles in the air!

with many guards holding auditions soon a new season awaits us and promises to be even more interesting,entertaining and chock full of suprises! here's an update:as reported by me in an earlier post,there's a new ind world class guard by the name of Paramount based around the atl area! looking forward to seeing this new ensemble crafted by rick subel and co.,wish them all the best! fans are moist with anticipation regarding the return of zydeco and corona! also chop sticks and batons "parade rest"! all you aimachi fans will be disapointed to know that they will not make an apprearance this year. h.s. world class director/designers in transition:josh conley gone from grove[replaced by william chumley],andy toth has left marian catholic,george armenta has left arcadia and jimmy olson is no longer at miamisburg[or at FJM.MEPA or WGI]. please feel free to post your own updates and related news!

did any of our readers attend this event? looking forward to their return to our stage!

very comprehensive well researched look into past leading us right up to the present.extremely knowledgeable,succinct and written with passion and a strong understanding of the activity!

as this event grows closer anyone care to comment on their favorite emerald marquis show? lemme start! 1992's "amazing grace" 1994's "four sections" 1999's " great divide" and dios mio who can forget their swan song 2001's "maleguena".......GORGEOUS!

regarding david hill:what a great insight and overview on our history.a thoughtful reflection of the activity!

what a great read! anyone who loves this activity must read this overview on our history! well done david hill!

in an attempt at restoring "credibility" to wgi the list of renegade returnees also includes such famous and infamous judges like rich kemp,mike stone,shirley dorrite,ken giese,kyle miller and also founding member and former persona non grana marie czapinski!

WOW! thanks david hill! can't wait to read this.

anyone remember the blue devils guard in those skirts?

http://www.dancesoph.com/ i would start here!

how VERY dare you!

reports are that those lovable renegades of rond de jambe mike turner and beverly sanders will return to the warm nurturing bosum of wgi.

corona's brief departure from our stage had all the finality of a cher farewell tour! i love corona and look forward to thier return!

http://www.wix.com/convalescenceguard/convalescence two theories persist,allegedly sebastienne is spending some court ordered "down time" at Promises or being held indefinately and against his will in an upstate government run facility!

we do NOT recommend staring into sebastienne's abyss.