PrfctTimeOfDay Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Love the camp-pain posters! lol :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 VOTE FOR SEBASTIENNE sebastienne has embarked on his cross-country jihad for induction into the prestigious and coveted WGI hall of fame! "vote for me or you'll all be sorry" threatened sebastienne.reeking of cheap gin and his signature fragrance "charlie" he slurred "i deserve it as much as anyone,i mean look at the current list,what a bunch of hambones,it's a basically a who's-who of who-cares". sebastienne is currently in workshop on a new musical titled "BROKEBACK"! based on the film "brokeback moutain" and is choreographing for his senior guard "convalescence".they will be using an original composition described by one critic as "music to vacuum to". vote for sebastienne st. jacque.......or else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) much like obama sebastienne has made some proposals for change and not just spare change this time. with entries dramatically down from last year real change must be on the way. "let's face it the activity had become as dull as dishwater" slurred sebastienne."we need to spice things up a little",ya know,make it fun again" the glassey-eyed designer said! the first thing sebastienne recommends is that each wgi judge be confined to what amounts to a tiny veal cage or small enclosed pens with bars and locks for the durartion of the contest.at the beginning of the awards ceremony all the judges will be hoisted high above the arena via chains and hydraulic lifts and subjected to the scorn of the audience members and guards who are encouraged to pelt them with rubbish,debris and insults. at the end all the "losers" should be forced to stand in a large dark pit while the winning guards designer rides around the stadium on a donkey! after finals the weekend is capped off by a lavish drag ball at the mariott where the winner is crowned "miss alternative wgi"! Edited January 10, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) sebastienne is off his meds and mixing dayquil and nyquil! Edited January 29, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) hundreds perhaps thousands of you have written asking what sebastienne is doing with his senior guard "convalescence" and at long last i have the answer! sebastienne informs me that it will be a "very moving" and "quite satisfying" tribute to the power of the bran muffin,titled "all roads lead to roughage"! musical selections are:"that smell" by lynyrd skynyrd,"move" from dreamgirls and "the hallelujah chorus". the place:their premier at flushing downs h.s.,the gym:thick with the acrid air of......anticipation.at first things appeared "regular" however in a twist of bitter irony convalescence came in last place after being roundly poo-pooed by g.e. judge #2. one stunned obsever who wasn't completely overcome by the caustic fumes was able to comment,"they seem to be using very large stools for props" and added"these performers are reaching deep into their bowells and delivering what can only be described in polite society as a firm and solid product". asked if he thinks they will be in finals this year sebastienne,panic stricken and seen rushing into the nearest men's room would only reply,"depends". Edited January 28, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHSmirage Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 This whole thread is delightfully tacky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Know it all Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Finally. Sebastienne St. Jacques has cleared the air about the emerging program by "Convalescence." I'm so excited about this production that I can hardly hold it in...!!! Best wishes in '09, Sebastienne...!!! This season is bound to be one of your most moving seasons to date...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBrancheau Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Sebastienne's senior group will wipe the floor with the competition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 5, 2009 Author Share Posted February 5, 2009 (edited) sebastienne recently attended and was eventually thrown out of his first judges critique of the season! witnesses reported that he appeared highly intoxicated or according to one frightened young observer "possibly under the influence of what the kids call PPP [potpourri,poppers and pine-sol]"! his screaming tourette-like tantrums could be heard all the way from the schools cafetorium to the teachers lounge,shouting at and berating each and every judge on the panel until a special op's isreali security swat team arrived and finally took him down with high-powered traquilizers. visably shaken by the experience the stunned judges attempted to recover from the shock and brutality by huddling together in the hospitality room over a leftover tray of cheese danish.even the standard issue wgi flak jackets and a mass e-mailed warning about sebastienne ahead of time proved futile and to little to late as no one present was fully prepared for the scope of his heinous verbal attacks or the depths of his deplorable behavior. as he was taken away a somewhat sedated sebastienne issued a "no comment" and went on to slur "look honey,all the big-shot directors go off on judges at critiques,how else do you think they ahead"? Edited February 5, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 (edited) sebastienne recently attended and was eventually thrown out of his first judges critique of the season! witnesses reported that he appeared highly intoxicated or according to one frightened young observer "possibly under the influence of what the kids call PPP [potpourri,poppers and pine-sol]"! his screaming tourette-like tantrums could be heard all the way from the schools cafetorium to the teachers lounge,shouting at and berating each and every judge on the panel until a special op's isreali security swat team arrived and finally took him down with high-powered traquilizers. visably shaken by the experience the stunned judges attempted to recover from the shock and brutality by huddling together in the hospitality room over a leftover tray of cheese danish.even the standard issue wgi flak jackets and a mass e-mailed warning about sebastienne ahead of time proved futile and to little to late as no one present was fully prepared for the scope of his heinous verbal attacks or the depths of his deplorable behavior. as he was taken away a somewhat sedated sebastienne issued a "no comment" and went on to slur "look honey,all the big-shot directors go off on judges at critiques,how else do you think they ahead"? Unfortunatley, this is all too true and I wish that WGI would do something about it. The directors who yell loudest and are the nastiest in critique are the ones that find their guards near the top. When are we going to let the judging community actually judge!??! In WGI, directors have ALL the power and they know it. Why do you think there has been a mass exodus of WGI judges or rather a mass firing!?!? Edited February 5, 2009 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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