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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

This is how ugly rumors get started.

Sebastienne is NOT giving up any of the aforementioned indulgences for Lent.

In observance of this year's high holy day, Sebastienne is just plain giving up.

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And above all else, I know is that this year, Sebastienne needs to atone like there's no tomorrow, particularly after the opening night debacle of his production of Chekov's "The Cherry Orchard."

It was produced way, way, WAY off Broadway. St. Louis, to be exact.

Sebastienne's reinvented version, a jaunty musical titled "Cherry Potter and the Secret of the Knotted Stem" opened to such an underwhelming response at the Bonnie Franklin Dinner Theater that it closed - by popular demand - immediately following the first act.

As a result, Sebastienne no longer is allowed within the city limits of St. Louis, again, by popular demand.

Fortunately, he escaped the sad, tragic scene unharmed - but just barely.

Might I suggest during this season for Lent, Sebastienne give up his remaining delusions of grandeur.

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But that's what we LOVE about Sebastienne...his delusions of grandeur!

How boring the pagentry would would be without SSJ... :thumbup:

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when sebastienne was young he realized his talents and gifts for color guard was a god given instrument or tool and ever since then he has vowed to become one of the biggest tools in the activity! :tongue:

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I recently talked with staff fromAimachi 1999. Sebastienne who is much bigger in Japan actually had many indirect influences in the creation of that show. For instance, the yellow they used is not Canary Yellow as many people speculate, it is actually the color of Sebastienne's Virginia Slim stained teeth. And everyone knows about his influence on the music. The music was actually switched to Candide when the staff saw Sebastienne, drunk on Sake, singing Glitter and Be Gay wearing his best Ethel Merman get up.

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the guards at dayton arena have appanretly been tipped off alerted to the fact that sebastienne st. jacque will be allowed to attend this years W.G.I. finals weekend [against the expressed wishes of several circuits,three judges assoc and the jazz dancers & pastry chef union# 3764.

according to several reporters in the color guard press corps a beefed up UD arena security force recently completed a series of intense training exercises in the possible event that the often unstable & belligerent mr. st jacque could be irritable,constipated,off his meds or,god save us.......all three. :rolleyes:

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