SBrancheau Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 In addition to the complimentary used dance belt, you get a Bedazzler, personally hurled by the master himself! NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?! You get the book, complimentary used dance belt and a personally thrown Bedazzler. WOW! Hurry! Be one of those first 26 to order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) in addition to his "no-holes-barred" manual "winning at all cost" cut-throat choreographer sebastienne st. jacque has written a companion booklet titled "whining at all cost" described as "an award-seeking designers guide to critique" which includes advice & tips on "intimidating,scaring & bullying those noncompliant judges into seeing things your way". his much anticipated tome "spending at all cost" is presently in the editing stage and will be a "must have" for any serious high school marching band director considering attending BOA. Edited November 17, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) sebastienne to audition for fantasia! "allegedly" sebastienne received a mysterious late night phone call traced to a truck stop phone booth somewhere near riverside ca. and sunset blvd. the clandestine callers disguised voice pleading and begging that he come out of his forced sequestration and mount a return to the stage and all of his adoring fans who never forgave him for leaving them! a confused sounding mr. st. jacque said "i don't care about the money,i just want to work again",then sounding like something from an old hollywood film he added "i didn't realize what it would be like to come back to the old studio","the old team together again","you don't know what it means to know you want me" he then quickly reminded them that he "never works before 10:00 in the morning and never after 4:30 in the afternoon" strangely adding "Mr.demille and i will make our greatest picture ever"! Edited November 25, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jak Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) Little know fact about Sebastienne, he is also a vitriolic theater critic for his local paper. Of course, the Christmas theater season has kept him quite busy. Here is an excerpt from one of his recent reviews: "Sacred Heart Elementary School's production of "The Story of the First Christmas" is an overrated clunker of a holiday pageant, best left to those looking to cure their insomnia. The apathetic staging and uninspired script were straight from the mind of Sister Mary Elizabeth Bronson, who should have been excommunicated after last season's disastrous Thanksgiving program. In the role of Mary, six-year-old Shannon Burke just barely manages to pass herself off as a virgin. Her performance seemed based on nothing but an annoying proclivity toward lifting her skirt, and on rare occasions, opening her eyes. As Joseph, second-grader Douglas Trazzare needed to be reminded that, although his character did not technically impregnate the virgin mother, he should behave as though he were capable of doing so." Apparently, Shirley Whitcomb has said in no uncertain terms that Sebestianne is not to write reviews for any of the WGI Scholastic classes, fearing emotional scarring of the perfomers. Edited December 5, 2008 by Jak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) "Sacred Heart Elementary School's production of "The Story of the First Christmas" is an overrated clunker of a holiday pageant, best left to those looking to cure their insomnia. The apathetic staging and uninspired script were straight from the mind of Sister Mary Elizabeth Bronson, who should have been excommunicated after last season's disastrous Thanksgiving program. In the role of Mary, six-year-old Shannon Burke just barely manages to pass herself off as a virgin. Her performance seemed based on nothing but an annoying proclivity toward lifting her skirt, and on rare occasions, opening her eyes. As Joseph, second-grader Douglas Trazzare needed to be reminded that, although his character did not technically impregnate the virgin mother, he should behave as though he were capable of doing so." everyone should go out and pick up this hilarious book "holiday's on ice" by the delightfully michievous david sedaris! perhaps sebastienne was the inspiration for this character, we may never know for certain. Edited December 7, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) everyone should go out and pick up this hilarious book "holiday's on ice" by the delightfully michievous david sedaris! perhaps sebastienne was the inspiration for this character, we may never know for certain. Great Minds. . .I just started reading this! I love sedaris, my fav is still 'me talk pretty one day' Edited December 7, 2008 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) sebastienne to audition for fantasia! sebastienne cut from fantasia! he recently told the color guard press corps that the reason he was cut and unable to dance was "due to low blood sugar compounded by a severe case of pavlova's clavicle"!his personal pharmicist dolce levitra had no comment. one eyewitness reported that "sebastienne was given his pink-slip and immediately dismissed from the audition by a completely stunned and incredulous jay murphy who sat nearby nervously chainsmoking and swilling mt. dew". unfazed and undaunted by rejection the indomitable sebastienne promtly flew to the chicago o'hare mariot where without being invited by wgi and against the expressed wishes of the advisory board he proceeded to lead an impromptu class on strut,poise,sparkle and dazzle in front of a shocked audience of movement & ensemble judges.hotel security responded quickly and sebastienne was escorted off the premises witout further incident Edited December 9, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I've been a victim of the sparkle master class once myself. Glitter+gorilla glue= months of shimmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) "there's a stranger in the manger"! no stranger to outreach and large endowments sebastienne is generously donating hundreds of chinese-made toys to his local orphanage for this christmas! Edited December 17, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted December 31, 2008 Author Share Posted December 31, 2008 (edited) VOTE FOR SEBASTIENNE sebastienne has embarked on his cross-country jihad for induction into the prestigious and coveted WGI hall of fame! "vote for me or you'll all be sorry" threatened sebastienne.reeking of cheap gin and his signature fragrance "charlie" he slurred "i deserve it as much as anyone,i mean look at the current list,what a bunch of hambones,it's a basically a who's-who of who-cares". sebastienne is currently in workshop on a new musical titled "BROKEBACK"! based on the film "brokeback moutain" and is choreographing for his senior guard "convalescence".they will be using an original composition described by one critic as "music to vacuum to". Edited December 31, 2008 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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