CaliforniaDCfan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 (edited) My best friend's next-door neighbor's uncle sister's milk man's dog washer's secret crush's priest's boyfriends's sister's cousin works at DCI in Indianapolis and leaked this internal, highly sensitive document. Each corps had to submit a New Year's resolution. Below are a few key selections: Blue Devils -To leave all furniture on the sidelines, thus recquiring them to scrap their 2010 show Faux Leather Ottoman Empire The Cadets -To debut DCI's first majorette line Santa Clara Vanguard -To stop the evolution of guard into dance team; all guard members will go no longer than 20 seconds without equiptment in their hands Carolina Crown -To be the first NEW DCI World Champion in over 39 years (or something like that) Cavaliers -To never use a harness in a drum crops show again. Ever. Phantom Regiment -To bring back murder and mass hysteria to the field after a one year absence Boston Crusaders -To honor the 2009 show by not overusing fruit props, putting them in the same situation as Blue Devils, having to complete scrap their intended 2010 production, MIXUP: A Fruit Salad Journey The Colts -To shock the drum corps world with a top 7 finish in 2010 Bluecoats -To never shop at Under Armour for corps uniforms again Blue Knights -To start taking anti-depressants, thus removing the "dark" label that has been associated with BK for so long Blue Stars -To sell it's 4 semi-trucks used exclusively for props which will likely cause them to abandon their planned 2010 show "Hoarders: Lots of Crap on the Field" Pioneer -To better embrace it's Irish roots, including a "No water, only Guiness" rule at all rehearsals Mandarins -To never hire an aero-bed salesman as their show designer Jersery Surf -To seize the publicity around the MTV show Jersey Shore, but debuting a new uniform, which includes gold chains, fake tans, and the world's first "greased-back-hair headgear, with a Bon Jovi inspired shako. Teal Sound -To stop stealing chicken nuggets from an un-named Open Class corps from California Spirit -To embrace it's new name Spririt of the University of Phoenix -Atlanta/Columbus Peachtree Business Park Campus Pacific Crest -To officially declare a truce and abandon it's rivalry with Atlantic Trough, having realized that Atlantic Trough might not actually exist. (For those of you that aren't Physics nerds, trough is the lowest point of a wave, where crest is the highest). **Edited to include Pacific Crest** Edited December 31, 2009 by CaliforniaDCfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkinOuttaCups Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I think Boston's resolution should be to keep the '09 guard uniforms and base all of their future shows around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brass Guy Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I think Boston's resolution should be to keep the '09 guard uniforms and base all of their future shows around them. </topic> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattWtrs Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 No Pacific Crest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdtrmpt Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 (edited) or Academy... Troop... Madison... a bunch... your inside scoop isnt that good. Edited December 31, 2009 by rdtrmpt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickhaltsforlife Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Or Crossmen... BOOO haha I laughed though, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iplaytimpani Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 no harnesses for the Cavaliers? Sling drums it is! Or no battery! Just more pit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Boo Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Jersery Surf-To seize the publicity around the MTV show Jersey Shore, but debuting a new uniform, which includes gold chains, fake tans, and the world's first "greased-back-hair headgear, with a Bon Jovi inspired shako. You must have missed their 2004 show when the entire corps wore greased-back hair Elvis headgear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madalumni Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 First new champion in 39 years? I thought DCI started in 1972 - 38 years ago. So basically everyone that has won since then is a new champion. But it's only been 13 years since we've had a new champ. That would be Phantom Regiment in 1996. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caviesfan12 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ...greatest thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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