Dr.Mickey Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 The Top Ten Reasons the Blue Devils Will Not Win Finals: 10. Ran out of Gold Bond foot powder. 9. Tour calendar wrong. Thought finals were next week. 8. Too emotional after late night showing of Eat, Love, Pray. 7. Hash marks in wrong place. 6. Mirrors cause a 15.8 penalty for too many on field. 5. David Gibbs finds out he is related to the Bee Gees. New "Staying Alive" closer does not impress. 4. Judges remember that Star of Indiana staff is at Madison. The Scouts jump 10 spots at finals. 3. Cavaliers use real rifles. Blue Devils surrender. 2. Mirrors replaced with life sized cut-outs of George Hopkins. 1................. And the number 1 reason the Blue Devils will not win? It's your turn, DCP writers. Have fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentDark Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 The Top Ten Reasons the Blue Devils Will Not Win Finals: 10. Ran out of Gold Bond foot powder. 9. Tour calendar wrong. Thought finals were next week. 8. Too emotional after late night showing of Eat, Love, Pray. 7. Hash marks in wrong place. 6. Mirrors cause a 15.8 penalty for too many on field. 5. David Gibbs finds out he is related to the Bee Gees. New "Staying Alive" closer does not impress. 4. Judges remember that Star of Indiana staff is at Madison. The Scouts jump 10 spots at finals. 3. Cavaliers use real rifles. Blue Devils surrender. 2. Mirrors replaced with life sized cut-outs of George Hopkins. 1................. And the number 1 reason the Blue Devils will not win? It's your turn, DCP writers. Have fun... You sir have just made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Mickey Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 You sir have just made my day Thank you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bccadet09 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 10. Ran out of Gold Bond foot powder. 9. Tour calendar wrong. Thought finals were next week. 8. Too emotional after late night showing of Eat, Love, Pray. 7. Hash marks in wrong place. 6. Mirrors cause a 15.8 penalty for too many on field. 5. David Gibbs finds out he is related to the Bee Gees. New "Staying Alive" closer does not impress. 4. Judges remember that Star of Indiana staff is at Madison. The Scouts jump 10 spots at finals. 3. Cavaliers use real rifles. Blue Devils surrender. 2. Mirrors replaced with life sized cut-outs of George Hopkins. 1. Thanks to symptoms of Triskaidekaphobia (fear of the number 13), friday the 13th marks the end of the world for the Concord Blue Devils, according to the Mayans. 13 is also the number of World Championships in their history Forget about December 21, 2012. Some dummy made that up in the Stone Age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydstranda Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1. G7 decides to break from DCI after Semis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tez Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) 5. David Gibbs finds out he is related to the Bee Gees. New "Staying Alive" closer does not impress. Awesome! (seriously, has any corps ever put that tune on the field?) Edited August 11, 2010 by Tez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tez Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1. Blue Devils are disqualified for receiving a score above 100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueorginal Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Blue Deviils get a 100 but corps gets lost in the mirrors at the end of the show and go 15 mins over for a 10 point penalty which lands them in 10th place its all in the 1's and 0 11000001000001011110000110001101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarchingTN Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1. The color guard finally realize how riddiculous their uniforms look and refuse to go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Actually, G7 breaks away, then later changes mind but, opps, someone forgot to tell BD. (our bad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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