John Mayer Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Dear Marching band wana-B tuba (and out of tune at best) guy Words of these sorts are not takin kindly in the world of the TREMENDOUS, but you would not know what that is. Let me help you here now. ATTENTION CORPS PEOPLE Free drum corps lessons come lurn from the best marching band wanna-b's need to stay home (thats you) world championship calliber drill and instruction special guest apperance from John Mayer only 3 spots left you WILL BE TREMENDOUS hey, if you could tell my friends in your area, the tremendous would be in favor of such www.TremendousBlast.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bscontra Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 mr, John "I wish I could rock but instead play wussy top40 hits" mayer, when the mighty blue star alumni march on to the parade the "tremendus bast" or should I say wimpy breeze !! will bow down and go run back to your school busses and head back to you camp ground so you can make smores you know the thing you all are good at doing !!!! ! BTW I hope perple are catching on to this by now cant wait to pound a couple 10 with you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphy Wiggum Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 It's just a parade. There's no scoring. There's nothing tremendous. It's just a frickin' long asterisk parade. Enjoy and bow down to the Chiefs again! ...and the BS Alums, too! John Mayer plays my favorite music to vomit to. ...and Kruzer... ...you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bscontra Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 hahah he said vomit you know I am a chiefs / screaming eagle alumni also @@@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovieKruzer Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Wiggum.. Whats that supposed to mean? Choo-Choo-Choose THIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellochick Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Parade, beer, brats, camping....how can you go wrong! Be a part of the best drum corps in the world...Be Tremendous!!!! TREMENDOUS TREMENDOUS OH OH TREMENDOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guse Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 hahah he said vomit you know I am a chiefs / screaming eagle alumni also @@@ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Chefs allumni too! this is getting good... Make sure to let them know we are 38 point favorites as well in the parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bscontra Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I see that john is checking out the toy horns you all are marching at octoberfest !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoppyBrass Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 What's the scoop on housing and stuff? And is anyone coming from anywhere in the Southeast that might have room for a rider? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am sure we can throw in a few extra tents for ANY and ALL of you coming from out of state or out of territory! DO NOT MISS THIS TREMENDOUS OPPORTUNITY! OKTOBERFEST 2005 Tremendous Tremendous Oh Oh Tremendous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Mayer Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Dear marching band tuba wnna-b dude From now on I will only refer to you as "sick puppy tuba wnna-B". I'm not realy sure why you must continue to profess you love about the greatness which is Tremendous Blast. It is common knowledge, even to persident Bush, that the Blasters of the Tremendous are a far supior in talent and looks then of which you seem to crawl out from with. Why?........I again ask..WHY??? I don't know. Why would any one not want to be Tremendous. Being Tremendous is like drinking a beer that never ends. Its like going some where where everyone knows your name and buys drinks. Its like being the first one in a port-a-poty. Its like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine, evertime!!!. The world of the Tremendous will help anyone who wants help. Being a Blaster means never standing in line again!!!!! Be the best, be a Blaster, be Tremendous ..so I ask again Mr. sptw-B Why? :( ps I found a picture of you also, check out www.stupidtubawanna-B.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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