apoch003 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) The non-functioning of air conditioning is directly proportional to the temperature of that day (i.e. the hotter it is, the longer the a/c will be broken). Edited February 9, 2006 by apoch003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnia sam Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 20 years of observation on the road has shown: a ) the girls bus is always messier that the boys bus b ) the number of bags of garbage removed from the girls bus is a lot more than that coming off the boys bus. Why? I don't know. Does this apply to other areas of life? Sometimes. Regads, John Swartz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnia sam Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 8) Not everyone appriciates Pringles 10 days in a row - even if the cans are needed for the horn line to hold little flags in them for the drum solo. That's what those were for. I didn't use mine for that purpose. Regards, John Swartz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeromeyBush Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 1)the bus bathroom(when there is one) can only hold 4 people comfortably,and 7 in an emergency. 2)never play on a moving bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susantaylor40 Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 Chaparone does not neccesarily equal a responsible adult. Yoy can measure their previous night's behaviour by the quality of lunch served the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susantaylor40 Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 Mercedes Benz busses lose their exotic appeal when one vomits up its water pump while you're 2000 miles from home, and the replacement part has to be sent in from germany. Nothing sends McDonalds employees into panic attack faster than the sight of 6 highway cruisers pulling into the parking lot at the same time. In the same token, McDonalds will not allow busses through their drive-thru. State highway Trooper do not care if you are late for the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldpin Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 (edited) Hmmmmm.....this may be gross but.................farting can be musical! U.S Open 1974 we were staying at a church and everyone had gas. It became somewhat musical with the various pitches and lengths. Wish someone would have recorded that piece. Ever heard of Le Petomain? ^0^ Edited February 10, 2006 by Goldpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCSeymour Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 While trying to cross into Canada, Never make a joke about having contraband hidden in the equipment truck. Canadian Border patrols will search an entire equipment truck. This happened circa 1969 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 While trying to cross into Canada,Never make a joke about having contraband hidden in the equipment truck. Canadian Border patrols will search an entire equipment truck. This happened circa 1969 The same goes the other way as well, from what I've heard anyway!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Nothing ticks off an instructor more than spending all day on something and then screwing it up in the show!! They have a tendency to spend the next day on it as well!!! (not me someone else I know--TUMBLE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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