drumlaw80 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) Due to all of the controversy surrounding my I&E solo, including a multitude of complaints from enraged DCA competitors, I hereby apologize to everyone for the inappropriate topic of my DCA snare drum solo, aka Vampire [bLEEP]. Yes, my friends, you win. I officially cave to the pressure you have all exerted on me and the complaints you have filed. I have changed the concept of my DCA I&E snare drum solo. Instead of Vampire Lesbians, the new title of my snare solo is "Umpires Lebanese," and will feature various refugees from Lebanon dressed in the the garb of the most prolific Major League Baseball umpires of the last 100 years. I also have extended an invitation of the Mayor of Lebanon, Pennsylvania to serve as the guy who comes out on stage and sets up my snare drum. Instead of a chaotic Vampire Lesbian scene, I will instead surround myself with Lebanese Umpires and will play the traditional time-honored 1928 drum solo entitled "Downfall of Paris." This was, I can pay tribute to a non-controversial subject -- baseball -- and still give the refugees from Lebanon something to do besides run from Israeli bombs and try to not answer the phone when their enraged Hezbollian cousins call to borrow the family Scud. To close out the solo, I will lead the crowd in a rousing rendition of Take Me Out to the Ball Game. My apologies to everyone in DCA, DCI, FBI, CIA and the States of New York and New Jersey who may have been offended by the original concept of my DCA I&E snare drum solo. I would also like to say that everything you have just read is a complete lie. Furthermore, I hereby announce that Mistress Kelli is the most recent addition to the Lebanese Umpire ... errrrr ... Vampire [bLEEP] lineup. DCA Snare Drum I&E 2006: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Edited August 7, 2006 by drumlaw80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tix-A-Lot Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) :lolhit: Edited August 7, 2006 by Sir Tix-A-Lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snare70 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Due to all of the controversy surrounding my I&E solo, including a multitude of complaints from enraged DCA competitors, I hereby apologize to everyone for the inappropriate topic of my DCA snare drum solo, aka Vampire [bLEEP]. Yes, my friends, you win. I officially cave to the pressure you have all exerted on me and the complaints you have filed. I have changed the concept of my DCA I&E snare drum solo. Instead of Vampire Lesbians, the new title of my snare solo is "Umpires Lebanese," and will feature various refugees from Lebanon dressed in the the garb of the most prolific Major League Baseball umpires of the last 100 years. I also have extended an invitation of the Mayor of Lebanon, Pennsylvania to serve as the guy who comes out on stage and sets up my snare drum. Instead of a chaotic Vampire Lesbian scene, I will instead surround myself with Lebanese Umpires and will play the traditional time-honored 1928 drum solo entitled "Downfall of Paris." This was, I can pay tribute to a non-controversial subject -- baseball -- and still give the refugees from Lebanon something to do besides run from Israeli bombs and try to not answer the phone when their enraged Hezbollian cousins call to borrow the family Scud. To close out the solo, I will lead the crowd in a rousing rendition of Take Me Out to the Ball Game. My apologies to everyone in DCA, DCI, FBI, CIA and the States of New York and New Jersey who may have been offended by the original concept of my DCA I&E snare drum solo. I would also like to say that everything you have just read is a complete lie. Furthermore, I hereby announce that Mistress Kelli is the most recent addition to the Lebanese Umpire ... errrrr ... Vampire [bLEEP] lineup. DCA Snare Drum I&E 2006: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrumCorps21 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I also have extended an invitation of the Mayor of Lebanon, Pennsylvania to serve as the guy who comes out on stage and sets up my snare drum. Make sure you let the DCA I&E crowd know how to say Leb'nin, PA, as opposed to that Middle Eastern country way of saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiSun76 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Now you've given me a taste for Lebanon Bologna, or is that a Balinese Lesbian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapettes Mom Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Now if you could find some Lebanese lesbians you would be in for a treat of a different kind. Lebanese women are the most beautiful in the world. Respectfully... :sshh: Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Tix-A-Lot Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL LL LL LLL LLLL LLLLLL LELELELELELELELELELELELE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spcbrass Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 How did I miss this yesterday... b**bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVcontra Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) Post removed because I was drunk and that was really out of line. My apologies... Edited August 9, 2006 by CVcontra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugada Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 OOOhhhhh, OOOOhhhhhhh, look at me, look at me!!!!!!!! I remember this guy in middle school... <**> But does that guy remember you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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