Musical_Spinner Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 Yeah I definitely have some R rated quotes....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylemillerkid Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 "I've seen home abortions that were cleaner than that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardguy4life Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Some of the things i have said to my kids...."if you catch it, it wont hit you" "you have two hands, two feet and a mouth, catch it somehow" This one is reffering to the beginning of our show in which half the guard is lying down.... "close your legs, your not in heat" every instructors favorite "one more time, uno mas, or one more again" take your pick "dont ever go on a date, because you rush so much youll end up going through mickey d's" "take two ticks and figure it out!!" p.s. if you throw oranges, they dont bruise the kids!!!!! j/k hmmm where have I heard those before I wonder.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia311 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Being an instructor myself, I consider my comments pretty funny. :) "Put your knees together, no one wants to see your world" "Stop spinning by your tee-ta's, spin by your belly button" "Figure it out!!!" "Get it, you look good" "Ball-goooowwwwn!" (said during a random feeling of "I've been at guard rehearsal for too long") I've also heard instructors say... "Bring your height down, you're going to hit Jesus' feet" (or something like that) "Figure it out!" "Onemoregain!" "Get it, you look good" I'm seeing a trend here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPolite13 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Will never forget this. You must have Lyme Disease cause you've been tick, tick, ticking all day. Love you girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 Toss it to Jesus! Catch it somehow, hell, catch it with your face! Jesus, you look like a flaming fairy (take a guess, it begins with an F) (And that was in front of the whole corps) Every toss is a prayer toss with you, I am praying you catch it at least once! (yall know what a prayer toss on flag is right?) Take five......(minute later).....YOU'RE ALL LATE! Overheard at a power regional from a straight instructor who is quite boisterous: "C'MON GET IT GIRL". Heads turned. Instructor: I couldn't even read that flagline! Person next to me: Can you read at all? Point your hoof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brassislife Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 hmmm where have I heard those before I wonder.... LOL I dont know ..........hmmm ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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