MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tim Jackson's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Tim Jackson doesn't sleep. He waits. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Tim Jackson out. It failed miserably. Tim Jackson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I guess I must have missed the relevant episode of South Park, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 That, and impregnating women by standing next to them. I was just about to add that one. You can read my mind like Chuck Norris and Tim Jackson can. Impressive. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I guess I must have missed the relevant episode of South Park, huh? No, you missed the last few years of the Internet (apparently). You can't swing a dead cat on the Web without hitting a Chuck Norris Fact. Also, Chuck Norris killed that cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOOHOO Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 There was a place once called "The Virgin Islands". Now that Tim Jackson has been there, they are now "The Islands". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 No, you missed the last few years of the Internet (apparently). You can't swing a dead cat on the Web without hitting a Chuck Norris Fact. Ummm ... okay. Whatever you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 There was a place once called "The Virgin Islands". Now that Tim Jackson has been there, they are now "The Islands". Ohhhhh Hilarious WOOHOO. But true also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skajerk Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) "He kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." William Wallace Tim Jackson Edited August 11, 2006 by skajerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBob Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Ummm ... okay. Whatever you say. Hey brother, why all the contempt? Just some good fun. The Chuck Norris Facts phenomenon has really been quite widespread. I didn't go looking for it. It found me. Considering the recent upsurge in Chuck Norris's "popularity," if you can call it that, I think the OP was totally justified in making the comparison -- although I'm sure Tim Jackson has yet to eat a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarer Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Haha. I intended for this post to actually be about how amazing his playing ability is. Buuuut i'm not in any way going to fight the comic genius of inserting -Tim Jackson- into a Chuck Norris Joke. But if you guys haven't seen.....there is a video of his '06 i&e solo up on youtube. It's pretty low quality, but still amazing nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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