The Nagging Cough!

Who plays bingo? Serious question. I'm looking for a demographic here. It has never ever occurred to me to play bingo.

The Voice of Logic must have a sore throat.

It's a trip to the finals. Predicated on my guess that you don't live in Indiana, this means you have to plan this out. You save money for other vacations, why not this?

I'll do it tonight, tonight.

WE'RE LIVIN' IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVIN' OFF SPARKS! help

I have no idea what just happened here.

If you're paying for it, you're doing it wrong.

Oh, don't even talk to me about pumpkins. I just had a pumpkin shake from Culver's. It tastes just like a pumpkin pie, in liquid form, as if I were an 80-year-old man with no teeth who still wanted to enjoy fun fall food. It was really heavy and rich, and I think I'm going to throw up. I'd carve the Phantom Regiment DM deploying the baton, but I'd just slip, screw the whole thing up, and have to discard the pumpking by smashing it against the home of an annoying neighbor. It's best if I just take a raincheck on the whole exercise.

Think of all the money you'd spend in the next nine months on things like coffee and pornography. Just cut out that extraneous stuff, and suddenly you'll have the wherewithal to afford the tickets. It's amazing what we can afford when we eschew the little short-term things that chip away at our funds.

The person who lives across the hall from me is blasting some Bonnie Tyler. Yeah. That's right. Bonnie Tyler. I want to take a nap before NBC Thursday starts, but "Holding Out For a Hero" is shaking my walls. What do I do? You wanna come up with a solution? Forget DCI, help me!

It's not that I dislike Irish music, or that they do a poor job with it, I just feel like they've depleted the stock.

I cost the Cadets the 2007 Championship.

They still need to try something new, repertoire-wise, though.

But do you know this world is killing her?

dci.org doesn't exactly move at the speed of light, though, unless light just killed a box of Krispy Kremes.

It was something totally lame, too, like a mod not grasping sarcasm because I didn't use twenty smiley-faces. I'll check my PMs and post the sexy results. has been deleted due to a violation of the DCP community guidelines and is currently under review by the DCP Forum Support Team and the Community Administrator. You will be notified if any further action is taken regarding this post. If you have any questions or concerns about this matter, please contact any member of the Forum Support Team via PM. lawl and oates!

We also need more Internet memes from seven years ago!

What a strange question to ask. It'd be like asking if any drum corps alumni went on to become notable claims adjusters. I guess it beats the trillionth thread about narration, though. Did any drum corps alumni go on to become notable claims adjusters?

dbc03 is so money he doesn't even know it, but he does.

I noticed the change (and that nobody was even hanging on to the old designations, as people often do with stupid name changes) but I was too scared to ask, lest people tell me to GO READ SOME OLD THREADS Y'IDIOT. Guard Diva, thanks for taking the fall for me!

You earn it, man. You need at least ten private messages from a combination of moderators punishing you or threatening to ban you, or flustered posters telling you to go to heck. Also, I'm pretty sure I got suspended for something.

Burt Reynolds. That's not my name. Ooookay. Turd Ferguson. Yeah, whaddya want. You buzzed in. Nah I didn't. Yes you did. Well, that's your opinion.

This would require billing one's credit card before getting an activation code, though.

THUMBS DOWN EMOTICON TO MYSELF.

AC/DC was awesome when I was a sophomore in high school. I never want to hear their music again, in any form.