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It's highly illegal to shoot game animals from a moving vehicle. Except whales. Shoot all the whales you can from your car while in Tennessee, it's perfectly legal.

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In TN, More than eight women are not allowed to live in the same house. Why? If they did it would be considered a brothel! It is also illegal for women to drive cars alone. They must have a man in front of the car waving a red flag. This is to warn other motorists and pedestrians that a woman is driving. Wow!

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Uhh, predictions:

8. BK (no brainer, good show, but not in the top 7's league)

7. SCV (have they cleaned enough, I think it'll be finals week before they pass the coats again)

6. Bluecoats (the brass break is what's saving them from being passed by SCV. NO one can resist that wall of pure brass.)

5. Cadets (please note, the next three results will be closer than ever)

4. Crown (I think perc helps Phantom pass crown, but only by the tiniest bit)

3. PR (by the skin of their teeth, thanks to the guard for putting them over Crown for that extra hard work, finally)

2. Cavies (closes in on BD, hopefully without even the new ending)

1. BD (like it or not, these kids are beasts. They come to play (and march)). :laughing:

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In Tenessee, t is illegal to collect road kill and then eat it. It is also illegal to carry skunks into the state of Tennessee.

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who wants to go git in the truck and go shoot some of them thar TN Whales

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In Tenessee, t is illegal to collect road kill and then eat it. It is also illegal to carry skunks into the state of Tennessee.

Our skunks here in Ohio can carry themselves quite nicely, thank you very much.

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Also in Tennessee:

Hollow logs may not be sold.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.

Driving is not to be done while asleep.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

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...and in Bell Buckle, Tennessee, one may not throw bottles at a tree.

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Appearantly pinball is for adults only, at least in Nashville Tennessee where it is a crime to allow anyone under the age of 18 to play with a pinball machine.

11.28.060 Operation of pinball machines.

A. It is unlawful for any person having custody or charge of any pinball machine where the same may be operated to permit any minor under the age of eighteen years to play, operate or use any such machine or to loiter about the same.

B. For the purpose of enforcing the provisions of this section, the burden of proof shall be upon any person having control or custody of such machine to establish the age of minors using such machine, and for this purpose the possession of a selective service registration card shall be prima facie evidence of the age of such minor.

C. For the purpose of this section, a “pinball machine” shall be defined as a coin-operated gaming device as defined in Title 26, Section 2462, United States Code Annotated. All such gaming devices shall be separated from other coin-operated devices by a partition to insure minors are not allowed nearer than ten feet to the gaming devices. Further, all such machines, as defined herein, shall have a sign placed on the upper right-hand corner of said machine, no less than five inches by eight inches in size, stating that said machine can not be operated by a person under eighteen years of age. For the purpose of this subsection, a “partition” shall be defined as a solid nontransparent wall or similar structure designed to prevent persons from entering or exiting, except through a door.

(Prior code � 29-1-41)

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