MHSmirage Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "potpourri,poppers and pine-sol"! I tend to reek of patchouli, pork rinds and petrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtxcg Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 "potpourri,poppers and pine-sol"! I tend to reek of patchouli, pork rinds and petrol. For those of us with very active imaginations... ... ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) while recently watching wgi "beyond demand" in an attempt to steal show ideas sebastienne nodded off and fell fast asleep due to the depressingly pedestrian programming combined with the complete lack of anything new or interesting. "today's color guard's have become like the kitchen toaster,you push the button and the same thing pop's up everytime" mumbled a drowsy and obviously irritated sebastienne! Edited February 18, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very Skeptical Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Drowsy? Sounds like somebody needs to lay off the Xanax and Robitussin cocktails...that beig said, many of this year's shows have a yawn factor to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Know it all Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Sebastienne's senior group will wipe the floor with the competition! Likewise, the floor will need to BE wiped after the performance of Sebastienne's senior group. What's the name of his group - I always forget...??? Constipation...??? Inflammation...??? Incontinence...??? I know it's one of those "older guard member's" issues that's not nearly as fun as it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) sebastienne would like to make it clear that no matter how angry he gets he would never raise his hands at the performers.....it would only leave his midsection unprotected and vulnerable! Edited February 27, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Word has spread, Sebastienne is looking into the octomom news story, trying to figure out her methods of conception so he could breed his own color guard. This is frighteningly disturbing but alumni of his guards are raising funds like mad so they (and us) won't have to be subject to gorilla glue, glitter and backless unitards again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Know it all Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Amen, brother Spinner. Amen. I've already pledged half of my weekly salary toward this effort - and for the very reasons that you cited. To this day, I still have nightmares of being chased around the gym by Sebastienne on his scooter as he brandished a tube of Gorilla glue and insisted that he needed to "secure my tuck" before I squeezed into our second-skin "All that Jazz" body suits. Just by the by, did anyone else find it odd that dried Gorilla Glue bears an uncanny resemblance to the dried Maalox that was perpetually caked in the corner of Sebastienne's mouth...??? And they both matched the white top-stitching in Sebastienne's Ban-Lon® shirts. I've always wondered whether or not there was some kind of a connection there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 sebastienne retorted "how VERY dare you"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) I was told that for lent, sebastienne has given up wearing his collection of Blanche Devereaux blouses, vintage leg warmers and of course no ki ki. . .a sacrifice indeed! Edited March 3, 2009 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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