dugg Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) please bow your heads reverently for this is my wgi prayer.......[kneels hands clasped looking heavenward] performers:thou shalt showeth up for rehearsal on time every time,stay strong and healthy and most of all let the applause and admiration of the fans be your reward and recompense and not the numbers or placements from a panel of adjudicators. judges:i beseech thee to open up your eyes,ears and minds and credit appropriately.be yee not afraid of the wrath of the advisory board afterall is compromising your integrity worth the $7.95 a guard you are paid? designers:yea i say unto thee checketh your ego's and affectations at the gymnasium door and treat your performers like the gold in the medal you so desperately seeketh! fans:keepeth your mouths shut [unless you are cheering] during all performances and remaineth respectfull to all color guards and their fans! posters on CGP.com:thou shalt not overuse words like "awesome","amazing" or "good" if at all possible when describing a program! dayton arena security:i hope you don't recognize me from last years "unpleasantness"! and this i pray thy my will be done,amen! [a brilliant light from above fills the darkened room and a chior of angelic vioces is heard] Edited January 27, 2009 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) dayton arena security:i hope you don't recognize me from last years "unpleasantness"! HA! last year at prelims, a security guard let me in with a coffee I brought, so the next day for finals, I stroll in with a huge venti mocha and a new security guard was like. . .Um, you can't bring that in. . so I had to wait outside while I chugged waaaaaaaaaaay too much coffee Oh. . .and I pray that hotel guests at the marriott know how to swim across the great miami. . ..your luggage may be used as a floatation device. Edited January 27, 2009 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorguardboy86 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 posters on CGP.com:thou shalt not overuse words like "awesome","amazing" or "good" if at all possible when describinga program! And hopefully not words like "awful", "disappointing", and "bad" either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dear Lord, I pray you lend people the proper dance technique for safety. The creativity to NOT re-use music. And that blessed sac win that gold medal. Thanks in advance, M.Spinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very Skeptical Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm not very religious, but I'll give prayer a try! Lord...if it is your will, please spare us from any more Imogen Heap (she has been beaten enough as it is), and let all athletic directors who abuse their rights to rehearsal facilities be struck down by your awesome fury! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPINCYCLE Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dear God....He's a great talent but PLEASE NO MORE JOSH GROBAN !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm not very religious, but I'll give prayer a try!Lord...if it is your will, please spare us from any more Imogen Heap (she has been beaten enough as it is), and let all athletic directors who abuse their rights to rehearsal facilities be struck down by your awesome fury! Especially since her new album isn't even done yet. That only means guards can use her OLD music. Good, but dated. Oh, and also, lord....... Please have pity on Sebastienne St. Jacque's performers and try to create a more comfortable neon spandex cod piece for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplu55 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) please bow your heads reverently for this is my wgi prayer.......[kneels hands clasped looking heavenward]performers:thou shalt showeth up for rehearsal on time every time,stay strong and healthy and most of all let the applause and admiration of the fans be your reward and recompense and not the numbers or placements from a panel of adjudicators. judges:i beseech thee to open up your eyes,ears and minds and credit appropriately.be yee not afraid of the wrath of the advisory board afterall is compromising your integrity worth the $7.95 a guard you are paid? designers:yea i say unto thee checketh your ego's and affectations at the gymnasium door and treat your performers like the gold in the medal you so desperately seeketh! fans:keepeth your mouths shut [unless you are cheering] during all performances and remaineth respectfull to all color guards and their fans! posters on CGP.com:thou shalt not overuse words like "awesome","amazing" or "good" if at all possible when describing a program dayton arena security:i hope you don't recognize me from last years "unpleasantness"! and this i pray thy my will be done,amen! [a brilliant light from above fills the darkened room and a chior of angelic vioces is heard][/quote Ha Ha Dugg You kill me, funny. Good Job and keep up the good work Mike Edited January 30, 2009 by mplu55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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