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Top 10 Reasons Why Crown Does Not Win Tonight


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Cavies throw caution to the wind and come out and perform a reprise of "Machine" to perfection, having thrown it together this afternoon in intense, closed rehearsals.

Everyone's head in Section 241 explodes.....

Set, Game, Match....

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Blue knights show really has No End tonight, so no one else gets the chance to perform. Their show only stops when the Colts show up to start football season

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The membership of Blue Devils and Crown decide to secretly swap uniforms and perform their own shows as the other corps. Crowd goes wild for Re:Rite of Spring by the Purple Pants Band, and the judges give it a perfect score. But then the kids reveal their trick and they're both disqualified. SCV wins gold, Cadets silver, and Bluecoats bronze.

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The entire audience is sucked through Crown's actual wormhole, and are deposited in a distant future where Pioneer has won 12 straight Championships.

Roman Blenski is apparently considered the ultimate Drum Corps Guru.

Everyone from Sections 241's head explodes....

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During their closer Crown actually makes "contact".......they suddenly stop playing.....the vocalist at the mic appears to be having a conversation with the beyond....the one sided conversation goes like this: "Yes Sir.....Yes Sir.....but....but.....I mean it's in all of our text books.....but.....but.....Yes Sir, I'm sure you can......Well, look...the show doesn't make sense without it......I mean we've stopped the show, it's very awkward......Oh, that's right, space and time and all that....Hey, before you hang up...do you know where Concord is? ......Oh, nevermind!" He said, "Einstein was wrong!"

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The video problems aren't DCI's fault, but Crown playing with the fabric of the universe. DCI gives them a penalty for messing with physics, kicking them down to 12th

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