CSHSGuardInstructor Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 "Right slam- angle it like it's the seatbelt between the twins." - Me "Flags! You look like a bunch of cows running for the dinner trough!!" -Purdue's MB Director from atop the tower, while rehearsing pregame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rochguardguy Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Well, that was CRAPTACULAR!...my fav...sadly had to use that a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishDish1002 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Yup! remember it well! Well, that was CRAPTACULAR!...my fav...sadly had to use that a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleline14 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 "when you catch this toss in a show, the crowds going to be throwing babys' haha ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 The next person to screw up the flag work I am going to THROW this piece of chair at. (the previous 8 times it was me, but I didn't screw it up after he said this, but lets just say someone dodged broken chair the 9th time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastiemeg Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 "You could drive a mack truck through there!"--our drill tech at FHS during Band Camp (I've used this one a couple times, sadly) "Granny arms!"--Me (I'm a stickler for free hands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jak Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Screamed at the top of her lungs right before a run-through: "Make them think you're pretty!" It's a little insulting if you think about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical_Spinner Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 Does anyone else smell burnt toast? (a true guard classic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBeyer2177 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 My absolute favorite... "Good holy lord _________!" (Name omitted for niceness) "God knows this flag book better then you do!" That was a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracie_lou Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Some of the ones that I have heard are definelty R rated so I shall laugh about them to myself! Couple of my "family show" favorites : Stop performing to the ant hills! In August (the week of finals) fter teching the crap out of 36 counts of guard work a member of the guard raised her hand and said "I have a question" The instructors response was : I have broken each count down to the point that you should know where your pinky fingers should be....How the f*** do you have a question. FIO - Figure it out Una mas! <- Ive said it so much my girls gave me that as a nickname. I'd rather watch paint dry than watch you spinning right now! You look like Erykah Badu with that flag wrapped around your head. You must have been doing the show from 2000 because the good Lord knows that I didn't write that! We're not _______. We don't drop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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