Cadets? :
BLUECOATS: The Knockout meets Jackie Chan's Drunken Masters..."ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE #### BELL!!!"
BLUE DEVILS: People fall off tight ropes. They're pretty much doing part of the roadside sobriety test as it is...
BLUE KNIGHTS: The show starts to make melodic sense. Prep steps involve tripping neighbors.
BLUE STARS: Drunken bike collisions!
CROWN: "Was that the end? Cause I really REALLY have to pee! Whaddya mean, no?"
CAVALIERS: The only thing that could make the show more Japanese - SAKE!
COLTS: "Wooh, what a night! It's day already?! Oh, my head!"
CROSSMEN: "Welcome to Planet Exsh..."
GLASSMEN: Nothing says carnival like cheap beer...
SCOUTS: "Come share some tequila with me, my little green scaled friend..."
PHANTOM: "I...AM...SHPART...No, seriously guys, I am Spartacus...hey, Drum Major, my friend and I were having a little discussion, and - AAA!!! Whadja do that for?!"
SPIRIT: Peri...pero...paradiddle, no...wait, it's perifa...
VANGUARD: One, two...um...two...um...wait wait, did I say one?
TROOPERS: (Already miming alcohol consumption.)
Last but not least -
PIONEER: (Way too easy!)
(Off Topic P.S. Congrats to MN DCI Fan for hereby being delcared the winner of the Best Animated Signature EVER Award!!!)