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FaustianMachine

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  1. Going along with the same lines, how would the segment in Cavs 05 where the guard had horns be judged?
  2. Performing their 2011 program "Oh my God, we just, like, totally beat the Blue Devils last year, for rizzle my nizzle, mmhmm.".....THE CAVALIERS!!!!
  3. Other reasons: The return of Spartacus from 08, except resulting in the "death" of BD's drum major and leaving no one able to conduct the remainder of the show, causing havoc. Chuck Norris forbids it. Member in crowd shines laser beam at mirrors, causing inability to see. And finally, tensions arise in the corps, due to an incident that can only be alluded to by the words "And one time, at band camp..." As a side note, it would be cool to see Cavs "assassinate their dm " with the rifles as a finals surprise.
  4. We never know what will happen at finals, nor any other competition. Im not wishing anything bad on any corps, but look at how many timing penalties we've had this year and how steep they were. Yeah, all but one (as far as I know) was thrown out, but .6 (Cavs penalty in Atl) can make all the difference. And a mistake can happen to any show for any corps. We've heard of marchers tripping this season too.
  5. Time for riddles! Forward it is heavy and backwards it's not. What is it?
  6. Better than original: Distorted (From Cirque du Soleil) - Bluecoats 06 A Mis Abuelos - Scouts 96 Moondance - BAC 08 Sweeney Todd Opening Theme - BD 08 Niagara Falls - Cavs 00 Scythian Suite - PR 06 Dismantling Utopia - Cavs 10 Firebird Finale - PR 07 Carol of the Bells - Crown 03
  7. Gotta love that demonic laughter Cavies put in Smile. And the chord right before the rifle segment (immediately before the contra low note and the "Turn hut" thing from the aptly named Sir Not Appearing on the Field.)
  8. GO GET 'EM STAR OF INDIANA!!!!!....oh wait....17 years too late...
  9. Go Packers!!! Oh wait, we dont care about that sport here, do we?
  10. In Khaza-dum, Moria it is illegal for Balrogs to pass.
  11. So Ive heard of rumors of a football game going on during INT. Anyone know which two teams the corps fans are, fittingly, not paying attention to?
  12. Shouthing colours are we? Allow me: GGGGGRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!
  13. Give the pencil to Michael J. Fox Okay, this is probably going to be horrible but Im going to ask it any way. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a man chosen at random spends his meal time and free time while on his knees?
  14. Just a creative homeless guy. How do you trace a scatter plot?
  15. Is it time for jokes now? Whats a pirate minus the ship?
  16. Im planning on arriving to the show at 4. That should be enough time in advance to get a GA ticket, right?
  17. Due to being 90% plastic, Michael Jackson's body was actually melted down to make Lego's so little boys could play with him for a change.
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