dugg Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 (edited) lead waitress and cosmetology student regina upright reports that sebastienne gorged himself on over 16 meatball sandwiches in one sitting at the annual non profit event "benefit for the hungry children of montgomery county". "sure,i had a few meatball sandwiches but NOT as many as they are alledging",belched the rather rotund choreographer as he waddled away from the buffet table. his assistant hazelton ford was seen shoving leftover meatballs into a large fendi bag as well as taking all the centerpieces! Edited February 24, 2011 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 To celebrate the 2011 year, as well as having survived 2.65 days without having a cigarette or throwing a temper tantrum, Sebastienne has put together a video montage highlighting a few previous 'award winning' convalescence shows for all to enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Apparently, Sebastienne has gone all radioactive and is fighting with his alter ego...It's time to redeem some bad karma, I guess... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) Numerous sources have come forwarded stating that sebastienne has been choreographing recycled and stolen show ideas from previous champions to guards in the lone star state. Never trust sebastienne...he has a heart that is as black as stone. Edited February 22, 2011 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 "we were "hungry jacked!" screamed sebastienne convalescence was DISQUALIFIED for throwing mashed potatoes at the audience at a local VFW show last weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Know it all Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) "We were "Hungry Jacked!" screamed Sebastienne Convalescence was DISQUALIFIED for throwing mashed potatoes at the audience at a local VFW show last weekend! I beg to differ with the previous author, but the the information contained in his or her post is slightly inaccurate. Convalescence was NOT disqualified for throwing mashed potatoes into the audience. Neigh, neigh. Untrue. False. Rest assured, gentle readers, that members of Convalescence DID hurl fistfuls of Hungry Jack instant spuds into the audience. That much definitely is true. But a 'side dish infraction,' as it's officially known in the WGI rule book, only would have incurred a mandatory 20 pt deduction from the guard's final score. Rather, Convalescence was disqualified for using a series of 'Super Soaker Max Infusion Flash Flood Water Blasters' to drench the audience with brown gravy after the airborne potatoes landed in the laps of spectators seated in the first three rows of the VIP seating area. THAT was the 'grand faux pas' that earned Convalescence its disqualification. Upon learning about the disqualification, Sebastienne undertook a desperate - and disgusting - effort to reverse the judges decision. When the disqualification was announced during the awards retreat, Mr. St. Jacques immediately began crawling on all fours through the VIP seats and spooning-up trampled piles of compromised potatoes with a zoological grade Pooper Scooper. (EDITOR'S NOTE: This extreme attempt at exoneration did not impress the judging panel. Not even one little bit. ) Edited February 23, 2011 by Mr. Know it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) a disgruntled sebastienne st. jacque threw one of his notorious high decible hissy fits apre contest and reportedly screamed "i'm a frickin artist ######"!"how can these mere mortals possibly begin to understand the scope of my grand vision"? drawing stares from slack jawed judges,no talent designers from other guards and mouth breathing audience members alike sebatienne,looking around for a cross to climb onto,shouted at no one in particular "i'm a martyr,misunderstood and maligned",then he shrieked "what are you lookin at?" and stormed out of the middle school cafetorium and back to his parents basement. Edited February 27, 2011 by dugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrfctTimeOfDay Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 (edited) Convalescence Winterguard Members react to being disqualified yet again at the Dayton Regional! An oldie, but a goodie! Edited March 12, 2011 by PrfctTimeOfDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugg Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 sebastienne is looking to get his afternoon shifts as a bathroom attendant at mcDonald's covered for the weekend of WGI.if anyone can help it would be appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey joe joe jr Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 #### it - - well, i guess i can have a box of wine and practice my turn arounds on a bar stool this weekend instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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